The day that Chris Jericho comes back to the WWE will be the day that I eat 14 tablespoons of my own semen.

For once in my life, I REALLY hope you're not a man of your word. :1orglaugh
Hope you get to see it though.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
For once in my life, I REALLY hope you're not a man of your word. :1orglaugh
Hope you get to see it though.

WELL...Jericho is apparently coming back tomorrow night and I'm a man of my word (unfortunately). Sooooooo, I guess I'd better start pumping the well until it's dry. SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.

If he does come back, someone please describe in full detail. I will owe you my life. My sad, sad, alcho/Jerichoholic life.
 
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He's coming tomorrow :)

Apparently both Jericho and Chef are "coming" tomorrow.....HA! ;)

Hey Chef, have you read Jericho's book yet? "A Lion's Tale: Around The World In Spandex".

I covers his life from growing up in Winnipeg, Canada, and his trials and tribulations leading up to the moment the Y2J-Clock finished it's countdown and he emerged through the WWF curtain to go mano-a-verbal-a-mano with The Rock.

Great read! Hilarious and entertaining! A prime example as to why the WWE needs him back so badly.

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&EAN=9780446580069&itm=1
 
Not So Breaking News: Chris Jericho returns tonight on Monday Night RAW!!!!!!! I know I know I keep saying it, but it's so exciting. In other news Carlito maybe leaving WWE. He hasn't been happy and has been complaining for a very long time. WWE has classified him as lazy and has been putting him in matches where he gets his ass beat on purpose. Lately he's been the victim of Snitsky. I'm sure you all remember when he was teamed up with Ric Flair and they had a little on screen beef. That was real. I don't expect to see Carlito much longer but anything can happen in the WWE. Jericho's returning, Jericho's returning!!!!!!!! Save_Us.Y2J
 
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Carlito's leaving???

Why would that not surprise me?!?!?!?

He's a great wrestling talent all around, ring skills, great on the mic, can generate any type of heat you want...and for some unknown reason WWE keeps using him as a jobber and wasting him away.

Just another example of young talent that WWE is letting slip away.
 
We're saved, we're saved. That was totally worth it. It was similar to when he came the first time and the Rock was in the ring. And that was RAW's best entrance of all time. RAW will never, evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvver be the same again.
 
Gotta be honest. I'd say the crowd was at about an "8". It would have been louder if they didn't wait f-o-r-e-v-e-r to bring Y2J back.

I think he got a louder pop when he knocked down the torch bearer!!!

But, biggest and best pop of the night when he showed up!!!

And yeah, Orton does have "child-bearing hips" and a "Supercuts" haircut!!!

HA! Classic Y2J!!!!
 
I actually caught the very end, and I have to say I was glad he got such a good reaction, definately hasn't lost the mic skills.
He basically clotheslined some guy running with a torch (I missed why the guy had the torch), came out and just took in everything. And then he ripped Orton I believe his name was. Sorry you didn't get to see it Chef, it was pretty awesome.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
It's ok. One of the Spanish channels I get (when my cable is out) plays RAW on Saturday or Sunday mornings. It's in Spanish, but...whatever. It's JERICHO!!!
 

icerfan

Nikkala made me do it!
Hello, my name is Icerfan ... and I'm a Jerichoholic! :beer:

BTW, Flair IS returning next week in Charlotte! WOOOOOOOOOOOO! :thumbsup:
 
Carlito's leaving???

Why would that not surprise me?!?!?!?

He's a great wrestling talent all around, ring skills, great on the mic, can generate any type of heat you want...and for some unknown reason WWE keeps using him as a jobber and wasting him away.

Just another example of young talent that WWE is letting slip away.
Carlito's lazy and has a poor work ethic. That is why.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
So, I just saw Jericho's return on YouTube and...and...and...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In his own gorgeous words, "the Sexy Beast is BACK BABY!!!"
 
WELL...Jericho is apparently coming back tomorrow night and I'm a man of my word (unfortunately). Sooooooo, I guess I'd better start pumping the well until it's dry. SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.

If he does come back, someone please describe in full detail. I will owe you my life. My sad, sad, alcho/Jerichoholic life.

Bet that went well with the Thankgiving pizza :1orglaugh
 
Breaking News: I don't know how many of you are interested but for those who are, Linda Bollea has filed for divorce from her husband Terry Bollea. What's worse is that it was two days before Thanksgiving.
 
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