Because you have a small penis?
C'mon, people now. Entertain your *******!
Isn't it your job to entertain us? Quit being lazy cunts and do a jig before I get restless.
Because you have a small penis?
No, mine isn't small, but it does make that noise. Women find it amusing at first, but after a few weeks, they move on.
Why do I find this wildly erotic?