Would you put sperm to a woman even if she was sleeping?

  • No, it's illegal.

    Votes: 20 43.5%
  • Only in international waters.

    Votes: 11 23.9%
  • Hellz yes! That is some hot stuff right there.

    Votes: 13 28.3%
  • Are you kidding? Rufinol is my middle name.

    Votes: 3 6.5%
  • Motherfucker, I AM the motherfucking Sleep Creep.

    Votes: 8 17.4%

  • Total voters
    46

lechepicha

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hell no!

what's the point ? :dunno:
 

Ike Stain

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Only in international waters, lol that makes it ok :D

That's the choice for people who think it's hot and would do it if legal.


But what about the Cum shot surprise? Does that count?

That is actually a really good question. Does sperming into someone's sleeping mouth constitute sexual assault, and for that matter, does hanging your balls on their face and posting the pic on facebook?
 

Ike Stain

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Why is the women sleeping with you if shes not expecting a dick inside her?

I know I'm going to get flamed for this, but there is the idea that consent is implied in active sexual relationships.

When I take a lover, she understand that the consent is give for the length of our time together, and does not need to be re-applied for until it is withdrawn.

Does the act of sleep constitute withdraw of consent? (I'm not a lawyer, but I often tell people I am, and it seems to me this is an interesting legal question.)
 

Ike Stain

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nope that's not cool man

Let me play devil's advocate again and ask, "What if she gives you permission?"

(I have had chicks who actually told me it was ok.)
 

Ike Stain

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Hahaha I have been married for 17 years - happens often and I don’t get in trouble. Even more fun when I wake up and she has already started.

THIS is what I was looking for!

Thank You Geo.

To all you haters, all I can say is:


VINDICATION!

VINDICATION!


:partysml:

THIS is a man who had MARRIED WELL!
 
I wouldn't jizz on a sleeping woman Ike Stain, but I'd aim for you if I saw you crossing the street. Look both ways motherfucker! :banger:
 
Because apparently this Sleep Creep character is getting away with it on a fairly regular basis!

Hot or not?

You're the guy that produces that crappy website? If you are fucking a woman long enough to cum and she DOES NOT wake up, you have more problems to think of. Like having a tiny penis to start.


Do you also make the site where schlubs with fake dicks blast women in the face with fake jizz? That's a dumb site too.
 

Ike Stain

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You're the guy that produces that crappy website? If you are fucking a woman long enough to cum and she DOES NOT wake up, you have more problems to think of. Like having a tiny penis to start.

For the record, I am NOT the sleep creep.

(Although I have slept and I have crept.) No, I am just a porn-store philosopher.

I do like the anger boiling out of this post though. Vent buddy, vent! Get it aaaaaaall out.
 
no its illegal and plain wrong in every way . lick her a bit if in a marriage or relationship .

Is it illegal if you have permission - my wife and I have an understanding is one is horny they are permitted to jump the other even if they are asleep? I tell you it is a very nice way to be woken up. And ends up being pretty wild when you get you lady halfway there before she is fully awake.
 
I know a woman who prefers getting bonged while she is sleeping.
 
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