Would you put sperm to a woman even if she was sleeping?

  • No, it's illegal.

    Votes: 20 43.5%
  • Only in international waters.

    Votes: 11 23.9%
  • Hellz yes! That is some hot stuff right there.

    Votes: 13 28.3%
  • Are you kidding? Rufinol is my middle name.

    Votes: 3 6.5%
  • Motherfucker, I AM the motherfucking Sleep Creep.

    Votes: 8 17.4%

  • Total voters
    46
If she says when she is awake: "Cum on me if I'm sleeping when you want". Then, it's a great experience. If not, I won' break the law.
 
Hey, don't talk to me buddy—talk to this Sleep Creep character.

I'm just trying to find out how many people think his brand of filth is hot.
Well answer the question yourself. Why do so many people here put forward pathetic questions like this but never answer them?


Exactly, and now let me play devil's advocate and ask:

"Is passing out in say, a frat house, or the bathroom of the bus station, tantamount to consent?"

Now again, I am not condoning or condemning, merely posing philosophical questions.
No you're not. You are just being pathetic. & again provide your own answer if you are going to ask these tiresome questions.
 

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And actually, while we like to keep things light,
there is a sociological element to this discussion
spawned by the exhaustively documented activities
of the notorious El Cazador del Duerme.

Per the poll results, at this stage, we have:

7 people unequivocally opposed

6 people who would do it if legal

2 predators of opportunity

and 1 straight-up serial rapist

Whether you're horrified by this or it merely confirms
what you'd already figured, them are the stats as they stand
and one has to wonder if we conducted the same poll across
a broad slice of the population if they wouldn't be similar.
 
I wouldn't fuck some sleeping chick. I would wake a chick I was with up for sex and I would probably wank to Jenny Poussin and Got Gisele:drool2: while she slept if I were their man (and a variety of other situations too since they are so hot).:o But that's about it.
 

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It's slowly dawning on me that some of the people responding to this thread are not aware of the infamous character that prompted it's posting.

He is called the "Sleep Creep" and this is his site: http://www.sleepcreep.org/
 
It's slowly dawning on me that some of the people responding to this thread are not aware of the infamous character that prompted it's posting.

He is called the "Sleep Creep" and this is his site: http://www.sleepcreep.org/

Meh... it's just another theme for which I guess the question could have been are you into that kind of theme? For me personally....a hot g/f would make me consider wanking to her in various situations like sleeping (that she would be aware I was interested in doing) but fucking a chick for me requires her participation.:dunno:
 

Ike Stain

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Meh... it's just another theme for which I guess the question could have been are you into that kind of theme?

In other words "yet another boring thread." You should know now that's not my style. ;)
 

Rey C.

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And actually, while we like to keep things light,
there is a sociological element to this discussion
spawned by the exhaustively documented activities
of the notorious El Cazador del Duerme.

Say what you will, but that sure does sound like a cool name.

Who are you, sir?
I am El Cazador del Duerme!!! :nanner:

What would that be in German? I bet that sounds REALLY bad ass!

I can't say that I've ever banged a girl while she was asleep or passed out. But in college (yeah, at a frat party) we did draw some stuff on this girl one time. And it was her "friends" who put us up to it. So let that be a lesson to all cute girls: if you're with a group of female "friends" and you're the cutest of the bunch, DO NOT fall asleep or pass out around them. You may think they'll be there for you and will look out for you... but they won't. Either you limit how much grain punch you drink or you search all their purses for permanent magic markers before you leave for the party. Otherwise, for every guy that you hooked, while they were left sitting alone at the bar, they're going to get your ass back!

On quiet evenings, sometimes I'll sit back with a glass of bourbon and think about how many marriages I could sabotage, how many careers I could ruin... if we'd just had digital cameras back in those days! :elaugh:

Ah yes, good times... good times. :angels:
 

Ike Stain

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Say what you will, but that sure does sound like a cool name. I am El Cazador del Duerme!!!

Everything sounds better in the romance languages.
 

Rey C.

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Everything sounds better in the romance languages.

True. True.

But I'd still like to know how to say that in German. If I could master it in German, I bet I could randomly yell it out at meetings and totally scare the shit out of the people at work.
 

Kingfisher

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Does having sex with a woman who was aware and awake, but then passed out during the act from her massive consumption of booze count?
 

Ike Stain

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I'd still like to know how to say that in German. If I could master it in German, I bet I could randomly yell it out at meetings and totally scare the shit out of the people at work.

I'm no expert in German idiom but I'd think either Schlaf-Jäger or Der Schlaf-Fleischfresser [literally "The Sleep Carnivore"]
 

Ike Stain

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Does having sex with a woman who was aware and awake, but then passed out during the act from her massive consumption of booze count?

It all depends— did you stop when she passed out?
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
It all depends— did you stop when she passed out?

Are you insane? Did I partake a second round because she was out to the world. No I did not.
Actually I just thought she was biting the pillow, so to speak, I didn't realize she was out while we were in that position.
 
Only in international waters, lol that makes it ok :D
But what about the Cum shot surprise? Does that count?
Ah the smell of clorox in the morning
 

Ike Stain

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Are you insane? Did I partake a second round because she was out to the world. No I did not.

That's very noble of you; I probably would have quietly finished up since I technically had consent when it went in...

I have had friends tell me they would just view it as an opportunity for anal.
 

Facetious

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edit - somebody already said. . . well, more or less what I was gonna say.:o



I'd better think of something . . and quick!

I prefer mine comatose fresh in the ICU! :bowdown:
 

Ike Stain

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I'd rather steal the goods after finding her shitfaced-blacked out drunk . . .
but after puked her last mouthful.

How do you know it's the last mouthful? I've been in the situation where I thought she was done but she was just getting started.
 
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