Would you have sex with your dream girl if....

[STDiva]

...she was wearing a colostomy bag? And none of those nice, covered up bags. The bag is sitting there, full of shit as you go to town on your woman. You can hear it filling up. Smell it. Also, this is a one time deal. If you say no, you never get a chance with her again.

I would. I would literally fuck the shit out of Katy Perry. And it would be awesome. And hilarious.

 

[Ravenholm]

Fuck that shit!.

 

[Smallville417]

Sad to say, but yes.......

 

[alexpnz]

Yes.
I would stick a jar of Vicks Vapo Rub up my nose to fuck the shit out of Blueyed Cass....Doggystyle; Colostomy Bag and all!
IDGAF

 

[grower_boy]

No I would not. My dream girl is Jessica Burciaga, and knowing she was Kobe Bryant's mistress is bad enough. :1orglaugh

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Some desperate fucks on this site.

 

[Hondatard]

I require all my women to get one if they need it or not.

So yes I would.

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

I would, for sure. :thumbsup:

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

No I would not. My dream girl is Jessica Burciaga, and knowing she was Kobe Bryant's mistress is bad enough. :1orglaugh

That's worse than the colostomy bag!

My dream girl is Kate Beckinsale, and yes, I would fuck her with the bag and all. In her case I don't think it would be so bad because her shit doesn't stink.

 

[Lonilover]

yes, because my dream girl would never do such a thing.. lol

 

[Ace Bandage]

If that was the only hindrance I had to deal with in order have sex with Sara Jean Underwood, I would gladly take it. With a smile on my face.

 

[ralph furley]

who the hell could have a hard on looking at that?

 

[lurkingdirk]

who the hell could have a hard on looking at that?

Jebus with a croquet mallet, smashing testicles in a preemie ward. Are you a wet blanket in every thread in which you post, or are you just a bastard?

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Harley Spencer]

Be careful that it doesn't burst open while you're going at it!

 

[squallumz]

of course. i got a bad case of sasha fever.

 

[gunslingingbird]

If she had a colostomy bag, I wouldn't need her. Just give me the bag, and get the hell out of the room! :banana:

 

[PirateKing]

Wait...does that mean I don't get access to her backdoor? Or could I still fit it in there with the tube?

 

[Smallville22]

Would I? I'm not sure, I just decide in the moment.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Wait...does that mean I don't get access to her backdoor? Or could I still fit it in there with the tube?

Fit it in there with the tube?!? Why bother, when you can fit it in the tube?!?

 

[BlueBalls]

Wait...does that mean I don't get access to her backdoor? Or could I still fit it in there with the tube?

Not knowing where a colostomy bag is usually positioned on the body. Oh you...