worst phone call ever recieved

[brodkill]

phone ring and i answer

me - hello
stranger - daniel?
me - uh no
stranger - daniel?
me - there is no daniel here
stranger - really? this is the number he gave me
me - um... i am pretty sure you have the wrong number
stranger - oh... what number did i dial?
me - i dont know, you dialed it
stranger - 555-5555
me - yes thats my number bu...
stranger - oh daniel hahaha very funny, your such a joker
me - what? i am not daniel
stranger - well then who are you?
me - thats none of your business
stranger - doy you know daniels number?
me - omg, i dont know who daniel is
stranger - oh this is embarrassing
me - yes for you it is
stranger - well if you see daniel tell him i called
me - of course i will let you know, if i hear from daniel
stranger - thanks buddy
me - buddy? no !
stranger - by daniel
me - oh for fucks sake
stranger - (complete silence)
me - daniel just showed up, you want his number?
stranger - i already got it
me - no, actually you have my number
stranger - really?
me - yes
stranger - whats his number than?
me - uh, i will ask him, 1 second
stranger - hurry
me - ok, daniels number is 911
stranger - ok thanks buddy, ill call him
me - bye
stranger - (hangs up)

30 seconds later my phone rings

me - hello
stranger - daniel?
me - daniel?
stranger - yes, is daniel there?
me - oh i am so sorry, but there is some terrible news concerning daniel
stranger (gasps) what?
me - yes, daniel passed away in his sleep last night
stranger - oh, oh well
me - his funer...
stranger (hangs up)



i dont know who daniel is, but if this is your guys idea of a sick joke.. your paying for my phone bill

 

[Shifty]

I read that post 3 times and I still don't understand it.

 

[busaguy79]

was there alot of heavy breathing??

 

[Shifty]

brodkill, have you been up all night doing addition again?

 

[StanScratch]

I've seen Daniel. I saw him waving goodbye. I mean, it looks like Daniel. Must be the clouds in my eyes.

 

[STDiva]

 

[gunslingingbird]

I think Dirk found you in the phone book, dude. :1orglaugh

 

[Galactic]

Here ya go...

 

[Mr. Daystar]

When the hospital called, and told me to get down there quick, because my mother was going into ICU, and getting put on life support. The second worst one was 2 months later, a week after I made the decision to remove her from life support.

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Come on brodkilln, admit it, in real life your name is Daniel, isn't it? :rofl2:

 

[Henrik Larsson]

The other guy sounds like a legend :rofl2:

 

[Tittyman5000]

Oh Danny Boy the pipes the pipes are calling :sing: