Worst movie / film of all time

i just saw the assassination of jesse james and was not impressed at all 2/10
 
just watched Death Sentence
i recommend you skip it
3/10
 
I saw "Superbad" the other night, and ironically, it's not *just* the title. It's also a very apt description of the film itself.

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Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof.

One of the laziest, lamest flicks I have ever endured, except for the Latino girls ass, it's unforgivable.
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
Idiocracy, anyone?
 
The Ring Two
Freedomland
House of 1000 Corpses
The Jackhammer Massacre

Those are the only four I can think of off the top of my head.
 
I tried watching Battlefield: Earth once just for the hell of it. I couldn't get passed the first half hour. Everything you've heard about this movie is true. Its just unwatchable!
 
My friend brought over Sleepwalkers that was HORRIBLE. It was so bad Stephen King had a speaking part.

Resident Evil was HORRIBLE... half way through I started rooting for the zombies.
 
Re: worst movie you ever seen

Jurassic Park III... Such a let down. Jurassic Park, to me is the greatest movie ever, i can't believe the movies share the same name.

JP III had pterodactyls so it can't be the worst movie ever
 
Re: Worst movie of all time

I would have to go with "alexander" - too much gay sex, not enough plot.

It is followed closely by "a history of violence" - just plain awful.

Any thoughts?

- Pyro
alexander had Rosario Dawson nude. therefore it can't be the worst movie ever
 
I watched 8 legged freaks at work last night, and it is definitely one of the worst movies i've ever seen.
 

Wainkerr99

Closed Account
Just thought I'd get ahead of the game. Proactive, I believe it's called. Actually I did have a laugh out loud moment with the fireman on the bonnet scene.

http://www.myspace.com/trailerpark

Actually I don't find any 'movie trailer' thread.

Watch some bright enterprising spark haul it out of the Freeone archives now......:wave2:
 
I've read the book Romulus My Father, a biography/autobiography almost twice and the book was really, really good to my surprise. But, gosh...I recently watched the film Romulus My Father and it was practically 90% different from the book and was really really shit! So many unnecessary scenes and extremely short ones where it doesn't even make sense or give a meaning of what the hell it's about and only about 10% of the book was actually in it. Yeah I know they can't fit all the stuff in the book into a single movie, but c'mon, at least put some effort into making the damn thing. Also even though Eric Banner is a good actor and all, he didn't really bring out Romulus' character. And my god his accent was screwed. He's supposed to have the eastern european accent but there are so many times when his pure aussie accent comes out and they didn't even redo the scene or anything, unless they just gave up trying to fix his mistakes. I suggest anyone planning to watch the film to read the book first or after it so you get an understanding of it.
 
Hot Rod...I got free passes and still felt overcharged!

Radio station premieres always have some of the on-air staff in attendance, warming up the crowd and sometimes some giveaways -- they must have known how bad it would be, as I saw nobody at this, not even a station banner! :eek:

I had just seen Transformers on its opening night about a week before, and was thisclose to "accidentally" ;) going into the wrong room to see it a second time -- I left the theater wishing I had!
 
Hot Rod...I got free passes and still felt overcharged!

Radio station premieres always have some of the on-air staff in attendance, warming up the crowd and sometimes some giveaways -- they must have known how bad it would be, as I saw nobody at this, not even a station banner! :eek:

I had just seen Transformers on its opening night about a week before, and was thisclose to "accidentally" ;) going into the wrong room to see it a second time -- I left the theater wishing I had!

Yeah Hot Rod was pretty shit. It wasn't even funny.
 
I hated "Final Destination" so much. My nephew wanted me to go see it with him, and when I left the theater, I didn't want my money back, I just wanted my two hours of my life back.

Kinda felt this way about "In Dreams" also, but that movie I went with a female friend and didn't really spend that much time watching the movie because we both saw it was awful, but nothing else was playing, so we sat there and talked, but from what I saw, it was pretty bad.
 
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