I'll probably sneak in to see that after I see Terminator:Salvation next weekend.With all the luke warm and flat out terrible reviews,there's no way that I'm gonna pay 10 bucks to see it.
The first time I saw The Phantom Menace I considered executing George Lucas. I figured that would even out with his execution of the Star Wars franchise...
"Army of Darkness" pits a man with a chainsaw arm against demons and knights during the dark-ages. Stars the character "Sam Axe" from the USA tv show Burn Notice. Best line in the movie "This is my boom stick!"
the latest god awful steaming pile of cinematic dreck I subjected myself to was when my girlfriend brought home "The Lovely Bones". She fell asleep halfway through, I tore out both my eyeballs and threw them at the TV.
Then I fastforwarded to the credits and was shocked to learn that it was NOT an M. Night Shamaylan movie, because he makes the biggest pile of shit movies ever made.
the two biggest shit piles i've seen in the theatre would be urban legand: final cut and cursed. cursed being the werewolf shitpile starring christina ricci.