Worst film you have ever seen?

I distinct between two kinds of bad movies. The first are the movies which are so phenomenally bad that you actually have to admire the director and the producers to come up with such a pile o shit. The second type are movies which are just dull.

The second group would cover about 90% of the Hollywood production in the past 20 years. It would be much quicker to simply name a few good movies that were produced in the period.

But the first group is interresting, since these are the movies you can actually watch. An example are Godfrey Ho's legendary Ninja movies, anything that came from Turkey (Turkish Superman and Turkish Rambo in particular), monster and alien movies from the 50's and 60's...
 

StormRuller

Nikki Benz: Simply the best #1!!
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worst movie ever!
 
The Haunting of Molly Hartley. Just bloody awful.
 

britlover

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all the bullshit making fun of moives after scary movie and scary moive 2.

Yup, gott agree there. Most overtly mainstream studio produced Spoofs, if you will, are simply painfully unfunny garbage. Honestly, WHO on our bickering planet Earth, finds such shit amusing or laugh out loud style funny?:confused:

Also, I paid toward the end of the mid '90s to sit with two kind workers from one of my mother's motel's she managed in Jackson, Tennessee where I lived and the last place I really liked (it's like the Austin, TX 'blue' part of the red state, if you will), and three of us watched, in a nearly vacent empty screening room at the Malco Cinema 8 theater, Joe's Apartment (1996).

Utterly, utterly AWFUL fuckin' show. All involved should be repulsed that they agree'd to sign on and star and to be in it. Come to think of it, an entire shit load of bad and/or just plain lousy and not even that good for Bad Movie Nite chuckles type films came out over the first part ofthe 1996 film year: Tales from the Crype Presents: Bordello of Blood (very disappointing). Joe's Apartment (was hyped as all fuck by MTV, as, along with Beavis & Butthead Do America, was one of they're first films they produced for the cinemas and multiplexes), as noted was pur shit. The Island of Dr. Moraeu. John Carpenter's disappointing Escape from L.A. . My Fellow Americans, ect.

I read & collected a lot of Fangoria back in the day, and have many back issues, and during that earily and mid '90s dray spell for the overtly mainstream part of the genre in which, before the Scream (December of 1996) days, I simply would see ANY Ol' PIECE OF SHIT in a cinema or multiplex in Jackson, namely cause I wanted to support them. Even Peter Jackson's (he's overrated anyhow) The Frighteners wasn't as good as fango made it out to be.
 

METAL HEAD

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knowing had to be the strangest piece of shit left script on flim i have ever seen in my life.
i was laughing hard in the theater cuase i found it so out thier wow it was really nuts.
 
after tonight i'm changing my answer to Star Trek (2009). what a piece of shit
 
The worst film ever? can't really say.

But I will name the worst movie I've seen recently and that is Van Damme's new movie: J.C.V.D what a pile of rat shit it is. Overrated and extremely DULL. Total Film stated on the cover of the DVD that it is his best movie in the past fifteen years. BULLSHIT. Untill Death pisses on J.C.V.D.
 
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