In the same spirit as The BEST female pornstar name, what, My freeones friends, is the WORST name? Keep in mind, do NOT bash the woman, just the unfortunate choice of name!
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WORST Female Pornstar Name
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This is going back a bit, but I thought "Delta Force" was one of the worst pornstars names. "Viper" was also horrible, but anyone unfortunate enough to remember her will agree it suited her perfectly! 
Other than that, any generic name, particularly if she only goes by one name, is bad for the most part. You'd think these girls would want something that stands out, something that would make you remember them, something that would make it easier to find their other titles... but often that's not the case.
Other than that, any generic name, particularly if she only goes by one name, is bad for the most part. You'd think these girls would want something that stands out, something that would make you remember them, something that would make it easier to find their other titles... but often that's not the case.
There is a model at Danni Ashe's site and her name is "Tall Goddess".
Imagine being the dircetor, "Ok Tall, we want you to from reverse cowgirl to on your knees for the money shot."
Imagine being the dircetor, "Ok Tall, we want you to from reverse cowgirl to on your knees for the money shot."
Im going to say Tera Patrick just because thats Carmen Electras real name I also hated names like Britney Speers, ariana Jolle and Cindy Crawford just because it implys someone elso
jod0565
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Well, I have to vote for Rachel Rotten.
Lisa Lipps,Letha Weapons,Kayla kleavage and lots more.I cant seem to remember them at this time.
Black Puma She is hot though. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=180470#post180470
Vega Vixen.
I wouldn't know what she looked like if I walked right into her but that name sticks out in my mind because it's so outlandishly stupid.
Flick Shagwell.
:wtf: is that?
Timber. Remember her? I always pictured her in flannel and steel toed boots.
Candy Samples, Alyssa Alps, Gauge (although I adore her), Holly Hollywood. Oh god, there's just so many.
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I wouldn't know what she looked like if I walked right into her but that name sticks out in my mind because it's so outlandishly stupid.
Flick Shagwell.
:wtf: is that?
Timber. Remember her? I always pictured her in flannel and steel toed boots.
Candy Samples, Alyssa Alps, Gauge (although I adore her), Holly Hollywood. Oh god, there's just so many.
:beer: :beer: :beer:
Dirty Sanchez
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As dumb as some names are, you have to atleast give some girls credit for trying to have something different from the norm, and applaued for being able to pick a first name, that starts with the same letter as the name they are going to use for their last. Remember, these girls take their clothes off and fuck dudes for a living.
But, the worst <A TITLE="Click for more information about porn" STYLE="text-decoration: none; border-bottom: medium solid green;" HREF="http://search.targetwords.com/u.search?x=5977|1||||porn|AA1VDw">porn</A> names are always the men.
But, the worst <A TITLE="Click for more information about porn" STYLE="text-decoration: none; border-bottom: medium solid green;" HREF="http://search.targetwords.com/u.search?x=5977|1||||porn|AA1VDw">porn</A> names are always the men.
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Dirty Sanchez said:
That is compliments of one of the viruses currently infested in my computer.
woody02 said:
I agree 100%
I think the names that porn stars with HUGE HUGE HUGE tits come up are the funniest: letha weapons....penelope pumpkins....
The obvious spotlight on their rack is too funny.
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The obvious spotlight on their rack is too funny.
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