WORST Female Pornstar Name

[juballs]

my worst would ahve to be Letha Weapons, lana lotts , anyhting that is stupid and implies a ginormous rack.

-Juballs

 

[mcBain]

Plenty UpTopp :rofl:

 

[Terri Summers]

Im going to say Tera Patrick just because thats Carmen Electras real name I also hated names like Britney Speers, ariana Jolle and Cindy Crawford just because it implys someone elso

actually Cindy Crawford pornstar has the name Cindy Crawford on her birthcertificate, its her real name...

 

[ÆGEAN]

Terri Summers[/URL][/B]"]actually Cindy Crawford pornstar has the name Cindy Crawford on her birthcertificate, its her real name...

And the final score is:
TERRI - 1
WOODY 02 - 0

:thefinger

shot down by terri, ouch :thefinger :angels:

 

[woody02]

ok you lil ass kisser if you read a lil higher you'll see that someone else called me on my mistake i didnt know its her real name my bad

 

[member2686]

People naming themselves after high-end cars are riotously funny! What's even more hilarious is when they combine it with real names like Locklear to try to sound exotic, cosmopolitan, or wealthy. LOL Lexus, Mercedes, or Porsche (Carrera)... Cracks me up!!!

One day, I bet we'll see "Jenna Ferrari" or "Heather Benz." "Tiffany Trump." They probably are already out there. I guess I should check. lol

I still don't "get" the Anitas. Anita Blonde has dark hair and Anita Dark is blonde. Good Lord! They should sue each other for copyright infringement!!! LOL

Silliness...

 

[agggelos21]

have to agree with satyricon!
Penelope Pumpkins!!!!
Busty babe though

 

[Thorne]

That is compliments of one of the viruses currently infested in my computer.

Think I've got the same problem, there. Random words on web pages suddenly become links.

As for the worst female pornstar name? I think any of the huge breasted women's names are ridiculous.

Wendy Whoppers, Colt 45, B.B. Gunns etc. :1orglaugh

 

[mrpain]

Betty Swollocks. Quite funny name, though...

 

[Thorne]

Betty Swollocks. Quite funny name, though...

:rofl:

Man, that's a new one on me! Hilarious!

Gotta check that one out!

 

[jdb67]

Baby Doe & Baby Doll sound like the names of $20 Hookers and Tippi Tops, well that sounds like a Fucken French Poodles name.......

 

[roccstar]

The huge fake boobed porn stars do seem to have the monopoly on daft names such as:
Maxi Mounds , Treasure Chest, Dixie Bubbles, Echo Valley, and Joy Juggs

Just found another gem - asian pornstar Miho Fukada, gotta love that surname

and how about Spontaneous Xtasy?

................. :1orglaugh

 

[titman86]

the worst by far. Ice Cold Champagne. wtf does that even imply?!!
http://www.freeones.com/html/i_links/Ice_Cold_Champagne/

she is good lookin though.

runners up :Africa, Japan, Ali Kat, Angel Eyes, April Chest, ashley juggs, xxxena, wendy whoopers, treasure chest, Traci Topps, tiffany towers, suzanne strokes, summer cummings, stormy waters, staci staxxx, sofia staks, Shy Love, roxy rider, rachel rockets, Queeny Love , Princess Pattiya, next door nikki, Missy Crabbe, mia bangg, lolly tops, Letha Weapons, LA bust,.....and of course. Tits McGee.

 

[alexios]

Lyndon (or Lynden) Johnson....

There's something about that..it just weirds me out.

 

[efeezy]

The huge fake boobed porn stars do seem to have the monopoly on daft names such as:
Maxi Mounds , Treasure Chest, Dixie Bubbles, Echo Valley, and Joy Juggs

How about Candy Samples. I've always hated that name, and no I would not want to sample her candy, thank you.!

http://www.celebsdb.com/babes/Candy-Samples/

 

[RogueWolf]

Lyndon (or Lynden) Johnson....

There's something about that..it just weirds me out.

I hear she was very talented when it came to giving LBJs.

 

[Michelle_Akemi]

Black Puma

 

[icerfan]

Alana Evans did a few videos under the name Jenna Talia. ukey:

 

[Black Star]

Alana Evans did a few videos under the name Jenna Talia. ukey:

I don't whether I should be disgusted at the name, the amount of time it took me to figure out the name, or both.:1orglaugh

I'd definetely have to say Letha Weapons as far as ones I've previously heard of. Although, reading "Ice Cold Champagne" in this thread has to take the cake as the WTF name of the century!

 

[Tabitha Stern]

There is a model at Danni Ashe's site and her name is "Tall Goddess".

Imagine being the dircetor, "Ok Tall, we want you to from reverse cowgirl to on your knees for the money shot."

I always thought that one was pretty wierd myself