WORST Female Pornstar Name

[alexios]

Lynden Johnson....it just makes me want to go into a fetal position in the corner and start to cry.. :crying:

 

[calpoon]

Avy Lee Roth isn't so much a bad name, in that the whole story behind it is absurd and most definatly fake. If she was really his daughter, her name would be Avy Roth, not Lee, why would she have the same middle name as him? even avy sounds like a fake name, I've never seen anyone outside of porn with that name.

but the absolute worst (and what inspired me to bump this thread) was the name that I happened to stumble on the other day:

Toxicsnatch :eek:

for real.

 

[MRPIMPN4EVA]

Plenty UpTopp :rofl:

It makes sense tho lol. Taylor St. Claire is a lame name.

 

[Johnny Smoke]

Candy Bangs

 

[Dr. T'Urd]

I'm not sure if it's really a bad name, it may be too accurate for that, chubby Greek pornstar Fatima Karatti.

 

[Crimzin21]

whats so bad about jewel de nyle?

-Juballs

Well there's a well-known movie called the Jewel of the Nile. Don't know about anyone else, but when I first heard the name Jewel de Nyle that's what I thought of, and it made the name sound corny.

 

[Crimzin21]

I'm not sure if it's really a bad name, it may be too accurate for that, chubby Greek pornstar Fatima Karatti.

Please never post a picture of your mother again.

Oh snap. :nanner:

 

[maildude]

*dingding* We have a winner!

I'm waiting for Gloria Gonorrhoea, Kaylie Chlaymadia or Haley Herpes!

-cs™

Her "name" came instantly to mind when I saw this thread topic.

 

[maildude]

Lynden Johnson....it just makes me want to go into a fetal position in the corner and start to cry.. :crying:

Yeah, but she put the BJ in LBJ.:tongue:

 

[Werewolf]

Spontaneous Xtasy
Flick Shagwell
Wendy Whoppers

 

[anomaly]

There is a model at Danni Ashe's site and her name is "Tall Goddess".

Imagine being the dircetor, "Ok Tall, we want you to from reverse cowgirl to on your knees for the money shot."

Excellent observation. Renee Pornero is also quite ridiculous.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Spontaneous Xtasy
Flick Shagwell
Wendy Whoppers

Penelope Pumpkins, okay we get it ya got big basketball boobs!

Honestly do you need a name to call attention to your tits?

-cs™

 

[Bigoldowls]

Lolly Badcock!

That is suppose to be her real name, the name she has on her birth certificate!

 

[senob44]

Candy Cantaloupes, Little Oral Annie

 

[hitch1700123122]

I'm not sure if it's really a bad name, it may be too accurate for that, chubby Greek pornstar Fatima Karatti.

Were did you get that info man? You're not serious now, are you?

That monstrosity is an insult to all Greeks if she's for real. :eek:

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

 

[Samblino]

It without a doubt would have to be Draghixa

 

[HungDong]

Tyra Banxxx
Tommie Ryden
Peyton Lafferty
Mercedes Dragon
Dolores Dirty
Druuna
Electra Angels

 

[McNab]

It without a doubt would have to be Draghixa

What's so bad about that? Here's her other names:

Monika Dombrowski / Draghissa / Dragica / Dragixa / Draxica / Droghixa / Dragitza Jovanovic / Draghicia Labelle / Dragica Labelle / Draghixa Laurent / Drajica Laurent / Draghixa Maeua

Anyone who can pronounce them all gets rep points!

 

[Eric Lindros]

I think the names that porn stars with HUGE HUGE HUGE tits come up are the funniest: letha weapons....penelope pumpkins....

The obvious spotlight on their rack is too funny.

I agree, you forget some others: Houston, Rocki Roads.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I hate it if one of the girls name (or both) has only 3 letters or less.
For example Eva Luv or something. The damn search engine on this board doesnt really work with 3 letters or less.

And I dont like it if the girls name sounds like a boys name.