Wiping Your Ass: Do You Stand Or Sit?

[grower_boy]

This time Ima let it all hang out!
This time Ima stand up and shout!

I stand up to whipe the ass.

 

[ICanHasLogin]

I can't really picture how you could stand up to wipe.

Wait, don't take that as a request!

 

[Sparky Shortz]

If you sit...your ass cheeks are spread out on the toilet seat for easy access...when you stand, they are snapped shut, unless of course you bend over...then all you have to worry about is getting the toilet paper in the toilet and not on the floor...common sense

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Who the hell stands up to wipe? Its about as mind-boggling as guys who sit down to pee.

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

My mom wipes my ass with baby wipes.

 

[Sicario]

The Bidet is the way to go my friends! :hatsoff:

 

[larss]

Who the hell stands up to wipe? Its about as mind-boggling as guys who sit down to pee.

Ah, now sitting down to pee has the advantage of not having to aim, or worrying about the double spray just after a fuck or a wank.

 

[Baba66]

Sit

 

[BlueBalls]

Next question: When you slightly miss the paper and get a bit of shit on your hand, do you smell it?

Or something.....

 

[LukeEl]

Next question: When you slightly miss the paper and get a bit of shit on your hand, do you smell it?

Or something.....

Actually my liege I was hoping you would kiss it.

 

[BlueBalls]

Actually my liege I was hoping you would Kiss it.

Kiss what?

 

[LukeEl]

Kiss what?

I was going to say hand, but since you are being vauge I guess it is going to have to be the dreaded "sampler"

 

[BlueBalls]

I was going to say hand, but since you are being vauge [vagina?] I guess it is going to have to be the dreaded "sampler"

How would one sample a Spanish vagina? Do we find some Spanish chick on the bus and hold her down while we shove a rather large cotton swab in her pussy and then send it off to a lab somewhere to be tested for pathogens? Or do we just attempt to carefully cut the whole thing off? Now I'm sure the other passengers wouldn't be to pleased about this - what with the blood and the blood-curdling screams in sheer terror and pain and what not. But hey, fuck those cunts, science is forever changing and if those bastards can't change with the times then they should be doomed to stay in whatever hell their current lives are in science free!

 

[Embryoyo]

I have this very complicated set up that involves these three shells...

:rofl: :thumbsup:

PLEASE don't tell me no one else got this?!

 

[PlumpRump]

:rofl: :thumbsup:

PLEASE don't tell me no one else got this?!

To this day, that part in the movie really stumped me. In the 17 years since that movie was released I have tried again and again to work out a logical scenario in which 3 seashells could aid someone in cleaning their ass. The only way I can work out that even makes a tiny bit of sense is that you use two of the seashells to spread your ass so that the shit doesn't get on your ass and there's nothing to wipe. But even that half-idiotic (maybe more than just half-idiotic) explanation leaves the 3rd seashell out of the equation...

Long story short: You are not alone in recognizing the reference.