Why squirrels masturbate

[ice4u]

You guys are ******* me. :rofl::rofl2:

 

[vietstyles]

Haha you learn something new everyday.

Fucken horny creatures

 

[buddyfry5]

The question shouldnt be why they masturbate, it should be "why wouldnt they". Even squirrels have figured out that masturbating is awesome! Lets hope they dont steal our porn collections.

 

[thebiller21]

she must really love squirrels to watch them jack off for 2000 hours.

 

[BabesForTheWin]

Well regardless, all she need say when people ask the obvious, why WOULD you watch 2000 hours of squirrels masturbating is..."IT'S SCIENCE". If she says it in a loud, authoritative tone, whilst wearing a lab coat, no one will suspect a thing. Probably.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

this thread is going well i see

 

[Matti3872]

Well regardless, all she need say when people ask the obvious, why WOULD you watch 2000 hours of squirrels masturbating is..."IT'S SCIENCE". If she says it in a loud, authoritative tone, whilst wearing a lab coat, no one will suspect a thing. Probably.

Well, but the question comes to my mind. How does affect the scientist's sex life.

 

[virgilio2]

how could i get a post?

 

[Petra]

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[gunslingingbird]

 

[HELLRAISER]

I bet y'all could masturbate like a squirrel can, most of you here would be your own cocksuckers and ***** your own jizz like a milkshake

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I bet y'all could masturbate like a squirrel can, most of you here would be your own cocksuckers and ***** your own jizz like a milkshake