Why Does Suzie Cry Whenever I Mention Santa Claus??

Haha, as horrible as it sounds I literally laughed out loud.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Ironic, considering the time of the year.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
"Ho Ho Ho Kids, have a Merrrrrryy....ARGH! AGGG! The pain! The pain! It hurts! What a world, what a world!"
 
And that damn useless Frosty just sat there the whole time with a stupid look on his face while Santa was torched. I've heard of some jealous things in my life, but this takes the cake.
 
So does that mean santa isnt coming this year daddy?
 
twas the night before christmas and the family was sitting around the fireplace. then suddenly santa fell down the chimney and caught fire and burned down the appartment! the family escaped the blaze but little sarah new there would be no presents this year
 
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