Why Do Non-Drinkers Feel The Need To Interject Themselves Into ******* Threads?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

OK sober people, we get it. You're superior to us drunks. We get it.

Could you do us all a favor? Sometimes us shaky handed rummies like to compare our favorite alcoholic beverages or give some nice recommendations. Could you please leave us in peace and not drag your soap box into our threads reminding us of how pure of body and mind you are.