Why Do Hookers Mention Themselves As Being "Highly Educated" In Their Hooker Ads?

I don't care that they made it through the 12th grade. My main concern is that I'm not the 12th one lying on that mattress today. Keep it clean ladies, be low volume, and I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler.
 
Maybe like all forms of advertizing throughout history puffery also works well for prostitutes. If soda drink makers, fast food chains, and car dealerships can do it why can't they? :1orglaugh
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
In my experience, the smarter your bedmate is, the better the sex. I had a very short fling in college with a gorgeous little cupcake with a body to die for but she was as dumb as a box of rocks. She might have been the deadest fuck I ever experienced. I've had better times jerking off than being with her. So....smart = hot sex from my viewpoint!
 

Ari Dee

Official Checked Star Member
You do realize most men talk to their full-service escorts right? I'm guessing not.
EVERY kind of sex worker has to be a great conversationalist and most men prefer the total package when they can get it.
 
In my experience, the smarter your bedmate is, the better the sex. I had a very short fling in college with a gorgeous little cupcake with a body to die for but she was as dumb as a box of rocks. She might have been the deadest fuck I ever experienced. I've had better times jerking off than being with her. So....smart = hot sex from my viewpoint!

When I lived in Austin one of the best fucks I had was from this buck-toothed, racoon-eyed, marble-mouth skinny stripper from The Yellow Rose. We almost knocked her house off the wheels a few times. She was so dumb I'm betting she's not alive anymore.
 
They probably do it to make you think they're hooking to pay for their college tuition / fewer moral dilemmas.
 
They probably do it to make you think they're hooking to pay for their college tuition / fewer moral dilemmas.

I don't care if they can look at themselves in the mirror. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder especially if the beholder holds the 5 20s. Let Carson Daly whine for them tugging at heartstrings on one of his cornball NBC PSAs.

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I don't care that they made it through the 12th grade. My main concern is that I'm not the 12th one lying on that mattress today. Keep it clean ladies, be low volume, and I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler.

I can't stand stupid women. They do nothing for me at all! I have met a lot of Playboy Playmates and met some really dumb ones and found them to be a major turnoff. Suzanne Stokes is flat out one of the dumbest people EVER! I met her in person and even though her body was great the way she acted repulsed me. Educated women are classier and the much better fuck. I have never gone on a 2nd date with a stupid woman and never will. I find a smart woman to be so sexy. Gimme a smart woman who wants to FUCK and I am much happier - as will she
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
You do realize most men talk to their full-service escorts right? I'm guessing not.
EVERY kind of sex worker has to be a great conversationalist and most men prefer the total package when they can get it.

I think it's more because they may want the escort for accompaniment to a business function, and need someone well spoken, but want a hot sexy woman, to boast their own egos in the process. I know little of the escort business, but it seems like a lot of them do just that, escort. I know if I were 1000 miles from home, and had to have a date for a function, right after being able to hold a reasonable conversation with my co workers, I would want them all to be jealous of me.
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
When I lived in Austin one of the best fucks I had was from this buck-toothed, racoon-eyed, marble-mouth skinny stripper from The Yellow Rose. We almost knocked her house off the wheels a few times. She was so dumb I'm betting she's not alive anymore.

There are exceptions, I reckon. For me, the general rule works pretty well.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
I can't picture me being with a woman for some hot hours if she is not an interesting person, and is fun and intelligent. The way some of you describe your adventures, well, frankly, they sound disgusting. If you look down on the person you have sex with, that is just bad.

For me,if it is not on one level, it is just not appealng to me :2 cents:
 
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