Why did you ever break up with you sexy ex?

[Bone]

she dumped me because i was too nice

 

[rwill25]

My first girlfriend actually dumped me...because she was gay. I broke up with my second girlfriend because...you guessed it...she was gay.

Lol, the girl I lost my viginity to later became a lesbian. She is extermely hot to this day. I don't know if she bi or what, but I hope I had no influence.

 

[KDXXX]

bump. oldie but goodie I think (and not just because I started it )

 

[CrimsonBolt]

i let her the day that i've discovered that she had finnish blood.

nah, seriously she was a fucking bitch (not in the good way)

 

[Rey C.]

The [NOBABE]Salma Hayek[/NOBABE] look-alike fiancee from about 20 years ago: because her mother pressed me (like a lead weight on my head) about setting a wedding date.

The fashion plate girlfriend from about 10 years ago: because she began mentioning marriage and kids every 15 seconds.

The sweet cutie girlfriend from about a year and a half ago: because she began asking me over & over & over what I had against marriage (nothing - I just don't want to get married).

See a pattern there? Geesh!

 

[Neutron66]

If a girl has a great ass and is a manic depressive, I can handle it.

If a girl has a great ass and is an alcoholic, I can handle it.

However, if the girl is both, it doesn't matter how great her ass is, it's too much.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

I only had one ex, ever, that I thought was genuinely hot. I dumped her because I found out she had cheated on me. This is after six years of friendship and then four years of being a couple which included living together, talking about where we would settle down, marriage, kids, the works. You think you fucking know someone, you think you at least know that they're basically a good human being, then they destroy you, and you watch your hopes and dreams crumble into fucking dust.

Not bitter, honest.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Something about a Discover Card that she opened in my name and she was so stupid that she listed the home number on the application and she started missing payments and they called me. I mean, if you are going to do something that dumb at least make the payments.