As I said two posts ago, let me be the first to apply!
YesDo you like cat pictures?
They're the reason why I own a tv.Do you like late-night infomercials?
Not at the moment, I took it off so I could sport a purple Fez.Are you wearing a tinfoil hat right now?
No, that's my sister's name.Is your name Trailer Park Sally?
Only when being compared to hell.Am I hot?
Um, sure! Why not?Am I a loli @ heart?
A) Yes. Especially when they are humping each other and the caption says, "Humping to Please."Do you like cat pictures?
A) Yes. But even more I like the ads for the sex chat lines.Do you like late-night infomercials?
A) Yes. Right under my black hood.Are you wearing a tinfoil hat right now?
Short answer: No, with a "however". Long answer: Yes, with a "but".Is your name Trailer Park Sally?
A) Yes. Of course I am hot. Oh you mean you? You're so fucking hot just looking at you burns me like gonorrhea!Am I hot?
A) Yes. Definitely.Am I a loli @ heart?