Can't I just have the caramel and the ass separate?
I mean yeah, it must look sexy as hell being dripped over a magnificent ass, of the likes of Belladonna's. But think of the mess? :eek:
But how about this, Belladonna in one room, I don't know; reading a magazine completely naked or something and in another room a big bucket of caramel that me and Belladonna could dip various edible objects into during our down time between fuck sessions (a boy can dream can't he). Now doesn't that sound like a good plan?
At least then I wouldn't have to ask my 80 year old grandmother round to mop the place up afterwards, having to make up all sorts of excuses to the questions that are obviously going to get asked; what happened? Why? What happened to my face? Why is there a goat in my house? and last but by no means least what are the other liquids are all over the walls? And at 80 and only being 4ft 9, no one needs to see their grandson pathetically stand their ankle deep in caramel and various other unholy objects and substances next to a hungry slightly confused goat lying through their teeth that are barely noticeable due to the rash, without keeling over.
And then I'd have to repeat this whole charade with various other members of my family - along with the explanation as to why and how I caused the death of my grandmother.
So you see, this really wouldn't be a good move for me......