Who would you like to sucker punch right in the fucking kisser?

[Hondatard]

Burt Reynolds......would just be cool to say I punched out the Bandit.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Barney Fwank
Nobama
Dirty Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi
Rahm Emanuel
Hillary Clinton
Tom Harkin
Madonna
Natalie Portman
Barbara Streisand
Julia Roberts
Sean Penn
Susan Sarandon
Matt Damon
Lana Fuchs
Dr. Phil
Oprah
Britney Spears
Terrell Owens
Chad Johnson
Joe Paterno. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't hit me back.
Barbara Boxer
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Steven Tyler
Russell Brand
Reese Witherspoon
Keith Olberman
Janine Garofolo
Al Franken
Rick Perry
John Elway

 

[Legzman]

I counted six rifles and zero sidearms (handgun) in those pictures. If you're going to insult me, at least have a clue what you're talking about when you do.

Didn't see your link. I thought you were referring to OP's avatar.

 

[panther]

Karl Rove

 

[gunslingingbird]

Joan Rivers

 

[cindy CD/TV]

Bill Maher

Keith Olbermann
Sean Penn
Chris Matthews
Michael Moore

Barney Fwank
Nobama
Dirty Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi
Rahm Emanuel
Barbara Streisand
Sean Penn
Susan Sarandon
Matt Damon
Dr. Phil
Oprah
Terrell Owens
Chad Johnson
Joe Paterno. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't hit me back.
Barbara Boxer
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Steven Tyler
Russell Brand
Keith Olberman
Janine Garofolo
Al Franken
Rick Perry
John Elway

All the above. Fuckers.
I'd also like to take my nicely manicured nails and claw the faces off of:

Rex Ryan
Jerry Jones
Tom Coughlin
Chris Berman
Anyone named Kardashian
Bieber
Anyone fucking my girl Christina Hendricks
Anyone fucking my girl Julie McNiven
Anyone fucking my girl Ellie Kemper
Anyone fucking my girl Hope Solo
The dude who knocked up Megyn Kelly TWICE.
Ryan Seacrest
Harry Potter
Both dudes in the Twilight movies
Terrel Suggs
Andy Dick
Rob Schneider
Barney Frank
Ted Kennedy (I'd dig him up just to slug him)
Elizabeth Warren
Tom Markey
Tom Menino
Brian Billick
Merrill Hodge
Woody Paige
Chris Matthews
Norah O'Donnell
Dan Patrick
Stephen A. Smith
Red Sox fans
People who wear North Face gear.
Ron Paul
Henry Waxman
A-Rod
Rosie O'Donnell
George Lucas

 

[squallumz]

you.


also, im astonished no one else said that already. shame on you all.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Squally, the rules clearly stated politics or entertainment. But I would be glad to punch you in the balls.

 

[squallumz]

Squally, the rules clearly stated politics or entertainment. But I would be glad to punch you in the balls.

since when do we actually listen to this guy?

 

[ThatRedWing]

Sucker punch? Nobody, I'm a man. There are a few people that I would like to tell that I am going to punch them and then do so.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Toby Kieth... Hard, with spiked brass knuckles

 

[njunderground]

Pretty much everybody in all the shitty fucking commercials on tv nowadays. Pretty much everybody THAT MADE all the shitty fucking commercials on tv nowadays.
Well, except for the T-Mobile girl, her I want to fuck in every way imaginable.

 

[StanScratch]

Any of those wastes of musical talents that call themselves country-western.
John Boehner, just so I could see him cry.
W, just so I could see him cry.
Dick Cheney, who would probably cry if he saw someone drawing back on him.
I would say Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck or Sean Hannity...but I doubt they could keep their mouths shut for a while. I would not want to lose my hand in their mouths.
Mark McGwire, Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds - any one of those little cheating cunts who thought juice would make them more of a man. Add Chris Carpenter to that list. Bob Gibson never acted like a little fucking bitch because the mound wasn't to his liking.
Tim McCarver. Right before the next World Series so we could listen to someone else.

But, seriously, I would not really punch any of them in the face. It isn't nice to physically harm the crippled.

 

[Supafly]

sigmar gabriel

Guess most people don't know our fat little Siggie

I would rather like to hit Thilo Sarrazin

 

[xfire]

Ya'll can have sucker punches. I want to put a Bill "Superfoot" Wallace hook kick right in the mouth of everyone at Fox News, every elected republican, Tom Brady, Tim Tebow, Kobe Bryant, Tiger Woods, Mark Levine, Frank Luntz, Andrew Brietbart, The Koch Brothers, Michaele Salahi, OJ Simpson, Casey Anthony, John Edwards, Tipper Gore, Kurt Cobain, Reality TV... uh, you got all day?

 

[gunslingingbird]

Martha Stewart

 

[LukeEl]

All the members of Congress and Senate, the Supreme Court, The United Nations, The Republican Party, the Democratic Party, The Communist Party, the Socialist Party, the whole floor of the New York Stock Exchange, The Westboro Baptist Church, the Catholic Church, Islamic Militants, New Age wanna be Buddhists, pretty much all organised relgious groups with the exception of the Church of the SubGenius and the Cathedral of the Black Goat. 99% of celebrities, all hipsters, all yuppies, all rednecks, pretty much every ethinic and social economic group. Just line them up in a revolving door and have me punch them as they exit.

 

[Facetious]

Rachel Maddow and her fugly butchy hair cut.

 

[Ulysses31]

Stephen Hawking

 

[gunslingingbird]

Frank Caliendo