Hmm. Tina Fey or Rachel Ray?
Who would I choose you say?
I'd go out of my way, to have Tina for a day.
We'd play naked twister, and we'd both say 'yay'. But a night on the bay would be fun with Ms. Ray. And after our day, in the mddle of May, we'd go to Mcdonalds for a Fish'O'Filet.
I'd rather not choose between Ms.Fey and Ms.Ray. To both I say nay, for I've caught the gay.
Now please leave me be, for the rest of the day, I'll be canoodling with Tay Zonday.