Who thinks that Paris Hilton is hot?

Who thinks that Paris Hilton is hot?


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alexpnz

Lord Dipstick

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Hell no she is just a skinny skank in a lot of fancy clothes.
 
The most recent photo I saw of her suggests she's still highly bangable. :banana:

I wish she got implants actually....she could have really used them.

We need a new vid from her :popcorn:
 
I can't stand her and I really HATE saying this, but there's something about her that's sexy as hell. She's not beautiful...not even pretty really, but hot.
 
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Exactly. Sexy as hell and she has the power to compel us all to want to bang her if she sat down on a barstool next to us...:dunno:
 
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Exactly. Sexy as hell and she has the power to compel us all to want to bang her if she sat down on a barstool next to us...:dunno:

I feel weird saying this, but I think part of her appeal, to me at least, is that I think I'd have no problem being "selfish" if I was to fuck her.

I've never been with a girl that I didn't respect and care for to some degree. So sex has always been about getting a girl off as I get off. With Paris though, I'd have no trouble busting a nut as soon as I could, rolling over and then saying, "Yeah, I gotta get up early, so you should probably be going home right about now."

Then again, if that scenario presented itself in real life, I'd probably end up being a big pussy, trying to find something redeeming about her. :dunno:
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
She needs tits, I have seen wooden boards with more concave then her.
 
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I would fucking wreck that. She's gorgeous. People like to pretend they wouldn't fuck her so it looks like they have these super high standards and only have sex with the most beautiful women in the world. I'd bet any amount of money, if Paris Hilton walked up to any (straight) member on this board and wanted to fuck, they would do it. I know you would. You know you would. Even Whimsy knows you would. Get off your high horses, you're not fooling anybody.
 
Then again, if that scenario presented itself in real life, I'd probably end up being a big pussy, trying to find something redeeming about her. :dunno:
Oh you little whore, you'd be trying to get your meathooks into that Hilton fortune :thefinger

Damn, I was trying to find a funny picture of a beer drinkin' Mr Mom type and I found this...:rofl: :thumbsup:

 
Oh you little whore, you'd be trying to get your meathooks into that Hilton fortune :thefinger

Damn, I was trying to find a funny picture of a beer drinkin' Mr Mom type and I found this...:rofl: :thumbsup:


I completely forgot about the Hilton fortune. "So....Paris, what are you thoughts on global warming?"

God that'd be a rough journey.

 
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