PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
Everytime I see this commercial I get mad at both Mark and the ***.
On the one hand, Mark is a complete dick. The *** wants an autograph but he says he has a plane to catch. This is while he is standing at the check-in and not doing anything. It is going to take only a second to sign the autograph, and if you notice the copyright date (2001) you realize he is going to be standing there for a pretty goddamn long time. And not only that, but after he crushes the ***'s dreams he has the balls to ask him for a chip!
And for that matter, why the hell does a ten-year old boy have an entire large bag of Lays Originals in an airport? What the fuck? Were they all out of Ketchup flavoured? But I digress...
On the other hand, you have the young boy and his ****-eating grin. So your favourite hockey player is obviously in a hurry to catch a flight, and yes, he is a dick to you, but when he asks for a chip what do you do? You ********* him and get him to sign autographs for all of your friends. Really, ***? Really? The world doesn't revolve around you, you little prick. Once that bag is done and he realizes he missed his flight you're going to be missing a couple more teeth...
Discuss. Or don't. Either way this has added another post to my post count.
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