Who is Petra, if you don't mind my asking?

[DJCowboy]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 6382860, member: 114093"]I really need someone to make me a Stigthulu avatar.

Here:

 

[BigSwede]

:1orglaugh
Early contender for thread of the year.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I imagine Petra as a hot dominatrix.

 

[lurkingdirk]

A little secret - Petra has a penis.

 

[Ulysses31]

She is single.

PM her a picture of yourself (or your privates), she loves that kind of attention.

Ain't you and Petra married or were and got divorced?

A little secret - Petra has a penis.

True, she keeps it in a jar to further her research, little is known about the poor soul she 'acquired' it from

 

[lurkingdirk]

True, she keeps it in a jar to further her research, little is known about the poor soul she 'acquired' it from

His name is Anders.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

How did you even fucking get here? She has been writing the rules for posting, FAQ, rules for contests, over 13,000 posts. the gate keeper of this site. I can understand this question from a newbie but you've been here for 4 years and posted well over 100 times. What kind of stealth was built on your ship?

I see her post official rules/contests stuff, but nothing like conversation (until this thread). Also, I didnt really start posting here til recently (most of you seem like assholes)

In that order?

I choose my words very deliberately sir

Petra is akin to Stryper, Creed & Jars of Clay.
Me, I prefer Trouble.

^Nice, I've been meanting to check them out more ever since I heard Eric Wagner on "Probot"

 

[knowone]

True, she keeps it in a jar to further her research, little is known about the poor soul she 'acquired' it from

She has a lot more than just one penis!

 

[Briana Lee]

Petra is the all powerful OZ of Freeones. Cross her at your peril!! :elaugh:

Oh and she has the ability to remove your rep & ban you forever and ever if you're nasty to her!

 

[squallumz]

she did neg me just for fun.

that witch.


also, i love you.

 

[gunslingingbird]

(most of you seem like assholes)

Welcome aboard! Enjoy your stay! :wave2:

 

[bobjustbob]

If this picture of Perta doesn't just make your dick start jumping I don't know what will.

 

[D-rock]

Some things are better off not knowing about her, for your own sake. She tries to warn people of this by what she uses as her avatar, but...people never learn.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Petra is the all powerful OZ of Freeones. Cross her at your peril!! :elaugh:

Oh and she has the ability to remove your rep & ban you forever and ever if you're nasty to her!

Remove rep? Who would do such a bitchy thing?

 

[Death-Proof-69]

stop talking about anal! grr.

you know you like it

 

[Petra]

Here:

That is not a Stigthulhu.

I will reward the peon that can actually figure out what a stigthulhu is and make me an avatar or sig of one.

I imagine Petra as a hot dominatrix.

I like the other end of the whip. Just ask Hybrid.

She has a lot more than just one penis!

I've a collection. A big one at that. I've been banned from going to Africa because the tribes fear I will steal theirs too.

Petra is the all powerful OZ of Freeones. Cross her at your peril!! :elaugh:

Oh and she has the ability to remove your rep & ban you forever and ever if you're nasty to her!

Now now, who's rep would I steal?

she did neg me just for fun.

that witch.


also, i love you.

I did, with the whopping 10 pts of rep I had! And know what? It was good.

If this picture of Perta doesn't just make your dick start jumping I don't know what will.

Didn't that style go out with the 80s?

Remove rep? Who would do such a bitchy thing?

Who indeed.........

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

?

 

[Galactic]

I'm new here, just curious. Great site, btw.

Queen of FreeOnes. That's all you need to know son. Now shut your mouth.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Petra is our temporary Mother God (now also yours) if you sign up here. She'll spank you & put's nails in your pee hole if you disobey her. That also means you can't flirt with her because it would be considered incest.

Wait wait, what? How come I never got the whole nail in the hole treatment? :crying:

stop talking about anal! grr.

What's up, don't you get any?

supposedly she likes to take it up the shitter, but that's all hearsay coming from me as i live halfway around the world from her

I don't believe you were the originator of that shitter rumour... Don't ask how the originator learnt that.

I suddenly don't feel so bad for not winning the Asshat of the Year award.

How's your shitter?

A little secret - Petra has a penis.

There's nothing little about Petra's penis.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

She's just a fat bitch from Jersey.