Irene Moors was the reason to wake early in the morning to let one out. I miss those old days when you woke up early and watch television while taking a shit.
Crush maybe not but it sure made pooping more enjoyable.
Tricia Leigh Fisher (from the movie CHUD 2) back when she was naturally hot before plastic surgery...If there were an emoticon that was drooling while simultaneously beating it's meat, I'd so insert it here.
Crush, desperate longing love more like, for Nastassja Kinski. And I liked Ingrid Bergman and Charlotte Rampling.
Oh, and there was this girl named Karen Peens. When I was 9 or 10. That lasted a long time, but I sqwawked out from approaching her. Boy she was lovely.