Who are the TOP 5 guys you would like to fuck the most!!!

[lisa lucie]

1. Dan Rather because he will tell me the truth most of the time.

2. Copernicus because I would be the center of his private universe.

3. Popeye the Sailor - He would tell the world about me when he was not in port.

4. Mr. Atlas Shrugged - He made the impossible look easy.

5. This guy in this small hardware store nearby. I think his name is Nicolaus, but his name tag was curled a bit and I only saw Nico .... If you know him, drop him a hint ... tell him, I live on Lucie Lee Lane. That is all he will need to know for him to find me.

 

[lisa lucie]

I just got to thinking. I want to go on record to tell all FreeOners, I want to change #3 Popeye the Sailor ... and change it to his Pappy.

You see, I don't want hard feelings between me and Olive Oyl (not sure how she spells her last name). She is a wonderful and trusting soul. And that thing with Brutus ... well, who can blame a girl when torn between two hunks ..... particularly when the hunks are as different than day and night. Anyway, the Brutus thing is over and done with ... if what I read in all the tabloids is true.

So, if you will allow me ... consider #3 officially changed to Pappy Eye.

Lisa

 

[lisa lucie]

As my luck would have it, I gotta' change #5 on my list above. This is my second change in one day!!!

You know, the Nico hunk that worked in the hardware store. .......... Technically, I can still retain him on my list, but I when I dropped by today at the store, just at closing time, and under the pretense of needing 3 galvanized nails and a way back to my place, I find out he is married to a very pretty young lassie who was waiting in their chariot to take them home. .... Because of that, I think it proper I should just stop it right here and now with fantacizing about him.

.... One bit of good news though ... his name is Nicolaus as I suspected. ........ The bad news though is that I had to walk all the way back home!!!

So that leaves me with a list of only four. I promise to come up with another name soon to legitimize my list of five and to be retained on this thread, but please don't rush me. These things can and do take time and I do have a bit of a saddened heart.

Am very interested in your choice of 5 as well. I promise I will not steal them from you.

Lisa

 

[BNF]

Don't hold your breath...

 

[tunsty]

I'm not sure I get the point of this...
don't want to either.

 

[MoonEye]

Well, from the name of the thread itself you can deduce that - there is no point, and you most assuredly will not see a male member on this board listing 5 guys he’d do…
Or, perhaps you will and then realize that guy has a… Different taste.

Either way – you’ve got to love Lisa’s musings.

Lisa I have to tell you that you sound a bit like my sister, and that is not a good thing, lol.
I personally don’t know if you’re an incredibly gifted person or simply walking that fine line of insanity, but then again, you would probably think the same about me, yes?

Your writings, on the other hand, are compelling, and I find myself smiling all the way as I stroll through them.

But unless some of our female friends decide to list their top five hunks, you’re not going to get a decent reply.

Oh, and I’m sorry you had to walk all the way home with the fantasies about that guy crushed.
I am confident though that you’ll find another #5 in no-time. :thumbsup:

:hatsoff:

 

[jod0565]

Maybe I can be your # 5, Lisa Lucie ....

 

[lisa lucie]

Maybe I can be your # 5, Lisa Lucie ....

OK, my new revised list.

1. Dan Rather because he will tell me the truth most of the time.

2. Copernicus because I would be the center of his private universe.

3. Pappy Eye - since his son is taken.

4. Mr. Atlas Shrugged - He made the impossible look easy.

5. Jod0565 - since he merely asked to be on the list.

Just remember Jod that my tastes changes and like Scarlett, "Tomorrow is another day".

Besides MoonEye left a brilliant Posting and says real nice things about me in it, well almost real nice things. He is in a state of oscilation between calling me a gifted writer and then insane and then says I am like his sister .... a position that will find him with no osculation from me whether I am either insane or like his sister (although I am certain she is beautfiul and I already like her, but I am not going to put her on my list).

You, on the other hand, left me a REP point and that being the closest thing to flowers on these FreeOnes threads, I will allow you to be 5th on the rung on my list.

Now don't get a big head in any respect as remember, Tomorrow is Another Day.

Lisa

 

[MoonEye]

Ahh,
I but declared my ambivalence on weather you are a ‘gifted person’ or something else, and purposefully avoided the words that would mislead the reader into assuming I have the arrogance to presume which of those you really are.
Brilliance and insanity are separated by a mere thin line.

And yet, paradoxically, that thin line is a gathering place for majority of the population, don’t you think.

If it means anything, the only thing I assuredly stated was (is) that I enjoy reading your writings.

As for my chivalry manners – I have no excuse and it would do me no honor to make up one now simply to justify the momentary oversight of the afford mentioned.
So I ask you to take it as a compliment instead – caught in the silvery web of words I forgot myself.

PS: And if I indeed made you smile than that is more than a mere compliment, and I thank you for it.

 

[juballs]

ok, now onto the next thread...that started off my day to freeones a bumpy one

 

[lisa lucie]

I'm not sure I get the point of this...
don't want to either.

I understand Tunsty your confusion; I really do. It could very well be a case that many of us have never been on anyone's Top 5 list before and it would make sense that one would find it difficult to understand.

The same holds true for me ... I don't think I have ever been on anyone's TOP 5 list as well ... and I would be lying if I told you I understand it all or if I knew the point of it all either. I started this Thread of hoping to find the answer of the True Top 5 and your confusion strengthens my compulsion to find that True Top 5. .......... I was just now thinking, maybe there is only one or two that a person has ... don't have to be five.

So, I will not embarass you and will respect your decision of "don't want to either" as I did have an inclination to put you at least just behind Copernicus on my list. That would make you #3, just above Popeye's daddy. I won't of course, but please, in the future, if you get any hint of any answer at all, let us know.

I will post my revised list soon. Hoping to see others list their TOP 5 as I do not want to steal another's or duplicate a Top Fiver. ........ Lisa

 

[lisa lucie]

There has been a bit of a change in my TOP 5. I present below my new list.

1. Pinochio has surprised Dan Rather as my first choice as his fibbing, as opposed to Dan's, has some, albeit unusual, pleasant consequences.

Staying at #2 Copernicus because I would be the center of his private universe.

3. Pappy Eye - with his salty humor.

4. Mr. Atlas Shrugged - He made the impossible look easy.

5. New at #5 is the guy who meets up with a certain Sheriff Matt Dillon at the start of each show on an old cable TV western that has caught my eye. Seems like an ornery fella' that could handle a woman.

I had hoped to find others who listed their TOP 5 when I awoke today. Alas, no such luck.

I will take a day away from these Threads in anticpation that you will present your list and on the presumption that I make you nervous. So, I assure you I am not watching ..... And be honest, as these lists will be preserved for prosperity and research analysis.

Lisa Lucie

 

[MoonEye]

I understand Tunsty your confusion; I really do. It could very well be a case that many of us have never been on anyone's Top 5 list before and it would make sense that one would find it difficult to understand.

The same holds true for me ... I don't think I have ever been on anyone's TOP 5 list as well ... and I would be lying if I told you I understand it all or if I knew the point of it all either. I started this Thread of hoping to find the answer of the True Top 5 and your confusion strengthens my compulsion to find that True Top 5. .......... I was just now thinking, maybe there is only one or two that a person has ... don't have to be five.

So, I will not embarass you and will respect your decision of "don't want to either" as I did have an inclination to put you at least just behind Copernicus on my list. That would make you #3, just above Popeye's daddy. I won't of course, but please, in the future, if you get any hint of any answer at all, let us know.

I will post my revised list soon. Hoping to see others list their TOP 5 as I do not want to steal another's or duplicate a Top Fiver. ........ Lisa

Perhaps the confusion was born of the fact that, in all honesty, only one name (boy/girl depending on the reader’s sex… And tastes…) is suited to be on the list, and from the fact that the list itself is suited for but one name.
And that brings us full-circle to the question weather or not it should be called a ‘list’ in the first place.

So, the failure to grasp the point of ‘top 5’ might very well be the result of the different line of reasoning.

But, again, lines of reasoning are many, and thus this may easily prove to be a mere lone opinion of a single person, and not shared by the majority.

I for one await to see your list, and therefore a different line of reasoning, which is always good to hear, especially if it is created by someone versed in writing. :thumbsup:

PS: Since you were faster in posting a new message than I was at typing - glad to see you on board again and to find you writings as intriguing as always.

 

[McRocket]

OK, my new revised list.

1. Dan Rather because he will tell me the truth most of the time.

2. Copernicus because I would be the center of his private universe.

3. Pappy Eye - since his son is taken.

4. Mr. Atlas Shrugged - He made the impossible look easy.

5. Jod0565 - since he merely asked to be on the list.

1. You are actually prepared to have intersourse with a man in his late fifties/sixties just so you can get honesty? I will tell you the truth always and you don't even have to put me on your list (and I cannot be the only one). Sorry that honesty is in such short supply in your life.

2. Any man you date should make you the centre of his universe - unless you have children together; then they come first.

3. Again, too old (I would think) to be worth it. But I am not you.

4. Well, he is the first physically attractive one (though I have no idea what Copernicus looked like).

5. I have no idea about him. At least he is probably the closest to your age.
And yes, there are more things then looks in sex - but they have to be at least pretty high up on the list. That is mutually stomachable physical attractiveness.LOL

I assume you are not being literal - but I could not resist.

And 5 men? Well, I am heterosexual. So there are no men I would like to fuck.
But, if I HAD to pick 5. Then it would be the 5 most attractively feminine looking men that just finished their sex change operations and were for all intents and purposes - attractive females. But, they had been legally registered as such and thusly were still classified as men. But in name only.
That is the best I can do.

Have a nice day.

 

[saint]

I ignored this thread because it doesn't apply to me, but after seeing 13 posts, I had to come in and see if 12 women responded or were my fellow porn freaks flaming a woman for bringing her perpsective and I hope trying to communicate with the women on this board. But, after reading Lisa and Moon Eye's posts, I am thoroughly entertained. Bravo Lisa !

 

[Anonymous2]

Well, MoonEye and Lisa, after reading through your posts I have a feeling you are siblings after all...

 

[Peter Gazinya]

1. You are actually prepared to have intersourse with a man in his late fifties/sixties just so you can get honesty? I will tell you the truth always and you don't even have to put me on your list (and I cannot be the only one). Sorry that honesty is in such short supply in your life.

Dude, it's even worse. Dan Rather is like 72. I don't know how old pinochio is but he seems like a better choice. Sit on his face, Lisa, and tell him to repeatedly deceive you. :thumbsup:

 

[MoonEye]

Is that a compliment Vegas Yankee? And if it is - to who was it intended?
This thread certainly proved more popular than I expected when I first read it. And so it seems I’m not the only one who enjoys reading your posts Lisa. Two thumbs up. :thumbsup:

Even if you didn’t get anyone naming their #5, you certainly spurred people to give you advices, regardless of their bizarreness.
And yet, after reading McRocket’s post I stand corrected regarding my earlier statement on how you will not get a decent answer. Obviously I was wrong.

I only regret I cannot indulge you with a list of my own. Mainly since I have no desire to envision myself in a position to pick 5 guys I’d do, but also because I stand behind my conviction that there should be but one (girl), and therefore have no ‘list’ to share with you.

Yet the qualities you took as parameters on which you based your choice make me wonder if your list is referring to what the title of the thread states or does it subtly count the most ‘sought after’ qualities in a person (Again I purposefully avoid the indication of gender)…
Just a thought, mind you.

Oh, and fellow posters – mind the changes in Lisa’s list, since the last listing differs from the original list.

And I think that, given the quality of your writings, I am the one who should take Vegas Yankee’s opinion as a compliment. :thumbsup:

We are what we long for, and we long for that which we do not currently possess.
What do you long for?

PS: Last time I checked the operation 'sexual intercourse' involved some back and forward movements which would forse poor Pinocchio to constantly talk lies and truths. You can't ask that of him, really. :rofl:

:hatsoff:

 

[4G63]

Brad Pitt
Orlando Bloom
Sean Connery
Michael Jordan
Pearce Brosnan

Waht? I'm comfortable with my sexuality. I'm not saying I'd do them, but those are some damn good looking men! Hahahahahaha

 

[MoonEye]

Good for you x4g63x.

You're the first one bold enough to indulge Lisas somewhat uncomfortable question. Hats off :thumbsup: and rep to you.
No doubt this will ensure you a #1 spot on her list (well, you did tell the truth, didn't you.) and make her day.

Oh, for the love of... Well, Lisa, you did give me a compliment by saying I made you smile, so I will indulge you by naming the top five I would never do but still have to give them credit:

1. Sean Connery
2. Hugh Jackman
3. Christian Bale
4. Tom Cruise
5. Brad Pitt

There you have it. I hope this made you happy at least a bit

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