While cleaning out my garage, I found a can of Bush's Baked Beans with an expiration date of 4/2007

[Ray Ecks]

What's a can of beans cost, 2 or 3 bucks? Throw it out and buy a new one.

 

[JuicyBunny]

Enjoy them with some reallly old beeeer. Warm.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If your Bush's Baked Beans have fur on them, make a fur coat. May all of your frothy diarrhea dreams come true making your toes curl as you pee outta your butt.