which weapon would you choose to wield (fixed with poll)

[BlueBalls]

I'd rather just go in bare handed, get gutted and slowly ***** out into the sand while the victor stands over me, arms raised high to denote his glorious victory and basking in the warm and delightful cheer emanating from the crowd celebrating the much needed presence of *****, before chopping my head off with one clean blow from his mighty axe and raising it high for all to see.

 

[LukeEl]

The pen because it shall and always will be mightier than the *****, haven't any of you seen Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?

 

[Spleen]

I prefer to strap two lobsters to the back of my hands and go to work.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Either a machette or a baseball bat with nails through it. Ruthless.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Biting sarcasm and/or sharp wit.

 

[roronoa3000]

3 katana as per my name: Roronoa

 

[PirateKing]

My bare hands are all I need.

 

[tiger1977]

I would rather have a ray *** from Star Trek.

 

[shootfighter8]

Three sectional staff.

A versatile KungFu weapon that can be for short and long range.

SF8

 

[vodkazvictim]

Biting sarcasm and/or sharp wit.

Well your halfway towards having the sharp wit weapon then...
:tongue:

 

[tartanterrier]

If I could go back to the day then I would have a Taser.Just to
watch them **** theirselves

 

[PirateKing]

Biting sarcasm and/or sharp wit.

Planning on ****ing us slowly? :*****:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Planning on ****ing us slowly? :*****:

I plan on ****ing you softly, not slowly.

 

[Member442]

I like shot guns.

 

[maildude]

GregCentauro's head on a pike.

 

[CurtJa]

Tough to argue with a halberd or other polearm. On the other hand, a cross-bow would be pretty nice if I knew I was dealing with heavy armor. I'm over thinking the question now, I think.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I want one of these so bad it hurts.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

I want one of these so bad it hurts.

YES! I knew I wasn't the only demented soul around who likes to play with fire. I loves me some setting things ablaze.

Seriously though, I think he meant weapons circa the 16th century. If that is the case, then I would choose the kanabo or its badass older ******* the tetsubo. Nothing like crushing bones and breaking your opponents weapon to get your message across.

 

[zimie]

Ride around on a lion that mauls bad guys

 

[ForumModeregulator]

Ride around on a lion that mauls bad guys

yes, im surprised this option is not more popular. Its the ultimate weapon.