which weapon would you choose to wield (fixed with poll)

[Bonezstorm]

My cock

 

[Rey C.]

I would go with the bow & arrow, but I've always sucked at shooting bows. So I'll go with "Other" and make it a cross bow. My other choice for "Other" would be a Roman Legion. A group of 5,000 well trained Romans was about the best weapon a fellow could have... "back in the day."

 

[cindy CD/TV]

The *****.

I'll take that a step further ... see my response below.

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I want one of these so bad it hurts.

Great choice!:thumbsup: :thumbsup: And you score big-time points for creativity. :hatsoff: And PLEEEEEASE tell us that you would use it while nude! :angels: That would be so hot.
Literally.

*****.

I collect them. Have about 40.

And I used to fence, although it's been a few years.

I've got a few swords as well: a couple are decorative medieval fantasy pieces, a katana, a machette, and a real Japanese naval officer's ***** from the 1930s-1940s.

Swords are simply beautiful, elegant. And, given a choice, I would prefer to take it a step further and have my very own lightsaber (with a blue blade)! Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

 

[thepornloveruk]

Bow and Arrow

 

[Mayhem]

I'm the only one who went with Spear? You guys need to see 300 again.

 

[Supafly]

Growing up with Dungeons & Dragons, etc., I have developed a large preference for the *****.

 

[emceeemcee]

a syringe full of ass cancer

 

[Moonchild22]

My cock

Bonezstorm's cock.
No one would see it coming. :eyeso:

 

[Ulysses31]

Bonezstorm's cock.
No one would see it coming. :eyeso:

Even when fully erect :tongue:


Me personally

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Or for close range

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Talking about weapons why didn't the Germans ever use these

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[mrtrebus]

Money. The ultimate weapon.

 

[Mayhem]

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One is for when I'm sad.......one is for when I'm very sad. :elaugh:

 

[mrtrebus]

"Today I didn't even have to use my A.K."
:dunno:

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

*****

 

[mrtrebus]

***** of Omens

fixed.

 

[Elwood70]

A boomstick.

 

[zell]

Give me a Hittori Hanzo katana and I would fucking own!

 

[cindy CD/TV]

Tika Waylan made great use of a heavy, cast-iron frying pan. If I couldn't use a *****, the frying pan would be my trusty backup. It's especially useful for bashing down Baaz draconians and not worry about it getting stuck in the stone corpse afterward.

Some of you will know what I'm referring to ... but the rest may have to consult Professor :google:

 

[L3ggy]

Or maybe a great axe, like my ancestors used.

 

[bustybbwlover]

the axe is just good times...or the war hammer but the war hammer wasn't included

 

[mrtrebus]

Flying Guillotine