Wifey & Jennifer Love Hewitt.
If only pornwhores count, then scratch Hewitt and substitute Mary Carey, if nothing else than for a good old fashioned grudge fucking. Not that I actually have a grudge against her (don't even know her, of course) but after watching her on reality shows, I just have this overwhelming desire to brutally pile drive her ass until she has a rug burn on her forehead, gleefully smacking that shit and making her oink like a hog while she takes it, until dumping a load up her butt and then making her tongue my dick clean.
Yeah, that'd be cool.