Which one of these 10 beautiful girls....

[sporty_carr]

would you most want to play a game of laser tag with?


I would of course pick Eve Laurence. And if Eve reads this, don't think that I'm one of those guys that would let you win just because you're a girl and have big boobs. I'd light you up like a Christmas tree and then point and laugh in your face. :tongue:

 

[STDiva]

I think Brynn Vyndetta could kick some laser tag ass.

 

[Shadowslayer77]

That would be Jane Burgess just cause I think it be fun.
Although I'd let Petra shot me to relieve stress and could find the time

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

My first choice would be Queen Elizabeth II but among your choices I'd go with Ms. Mercedez because she's one of the funnier, approachable OCSMs here. Also conspicuously missing would be Jordan Lynn. She's a riot.

 

[E-Ann-Hilden]

Eve for sure!

 

[LukeEl]

I want Bryn and Jane on my team, both of them have to be some deadeye snipers when it comes to laser tag.

 

[BlueBalls]

I'll take all 10 with me if you don't mind. But instead of playing pussy ass "laser tag" we're all to be shipped off to an island, stripped down so we're all nude, equipped with an assortment of blades, hack saws and knitting needles and then we're left there by some weird teacher guy - who likes to watch peoples craniums implode - to fight to the death.

Last person alive wins.

Yes as you might have already figured it out, this entire scenario is just a rip-off of the movie Battle Royale, but instead the annoying Japanese kids are replaced with pornstars and me, plus we're all naked, which is just an added plus, right?

Oh go right ahead and scoff! But dammit, I want my revenge! Er, I mean - I want to chase pornstars with a large knife only to be castrated and left on the beach with the tide slowly drifting out to bleed to death! No that's not right either. That was that dream I had the other week. Of course!

So why is this playing out?

Hmmm.....

I'll get back to you.

Yeah. :hatsoff:

 

[Lonilover]

i choose for Eva Angelina, i like her and she's hot too. like her style.

 

[316sherm]

Lisa Ann

 

[jtcarra]

all of them

 

[himperv203]

I think you forgot to mention Kayden Kross

 

[parry316]

Eva Angelina

 

[eddyb]

JaneB gets my vote...it would be fun:glugglug:

 

[otter311]

shayla...she looks like she can tuck and roll

 

[Rey C.]

Laser tag? :dunno:

Now... touch football, on the other hand! :glugglug:


Hmm. I'll...go...with...........























GREG!!! :banana:



But if we had Brynn and Nina as cheerleaders, there's no rule that says you can't chase them around the field too, is there?

 

[Embryoyo]

ALMOST went with Greg Centauro, but Petra had the edge... For some reason. That's unexplainable.

 

[Jane Burgess]

I kick ass at laser tag. I used to play it a lot at Golf Land. If anyone is in AZ and is up for some laser tag, let me know.

I also picked Brynn VynDetta. She is a sweetie and I bet she is good at laser tag. Where the hell has she been? I miss her.

 

[Jordan Lynn]

My first choice would be Queen Elizabeth II but among your choices I'd go with Ms. Mercedez because she's one of the funnier, approachable OCSMs here. Also conspicuously missing would be Jordan Lynn. She's a riot.

Hey Johnny, riot-smiot, I'll show you funny! If your talkin dark rooms, hot sweaty bodies, and battery operated toys. I'm in big boy! And I'm ready to take you down to hurtin' town! Oh yeah I'm TUFF!, oh yeah! Oh! Shoot, sorry I gotta go I just chipped a nail on this darn keyboard! Ouch! OMG that hurts, oh god! I'll talk to you latter Johnny, SNIFF,SNIFF I need a nap.
~Jordan~

 

[jakeballs77]

Greg is easily the biggest target

 

[Eric Lindros]

I would say all the girls, except Greg..hehe.
But I have to choose one I guess?
Brynn Vyndetta for me...yay!