Which is the Manliest Tool?

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

The Eternal Question... which is manliest: A mother fuckin' jackhammer, or a badass chainsaw?

V.

... which is manliest!?

I know it's gonna be controversial, but Imma go with chainsaw. You don't hear millions of people going on about the Texas Jackhammer Massacre, now do you? Ash didn't chop up a bunch of deadites with a jackhammer, now did he? So yeah, I'm goin' chainsaw all you mother fuckers!

(Oh, sorry if I got your hopes up zdenka and m12! ...and probably dirk... )

 

[Jack Davenport]

Flamethrower FTW!

 

[ApolloBalboa]

 

[Jagger69]

That's about the only thing those cheap-ass Chinese garbage Pittsburgh wrenches from Harbor Freight Tools are good for. In fact, I'd be afraid the beer cap might break the fuckin' thing. :shocked:

 

[Sam Fisher]

Any firearm.

 

[unrated78]

Out of the two I would go for the Chainsaw, as used by Ash in Evil dead 2/3 and in 'The Last House on the Left (1972 version), plus Homer...

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Any firearm.

Firearms are generally weapons not tools. They're only used as tools by sissies who can't figure out how to bowhunt like real men.

 

[DOA82]

Any firearm.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

That jackhammer is not pneumatic, it's electric, therefore your question is flawed from the beginning. If the chainsaw is too, your thread is a failure.


I vote for Vise grips. Personally, I can't think of a nastier way to pull the teeth of someone that needs to learn the hard way.

 

[Mr. Hyde]

I'll go with this...

 

[Sam Fisher]

Firearms are generally weapons not tools. They're only used as tools by sissies who can't figure out how to bowhunt like real men.

Perhaps you should write a letter to the United States Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines, and rvery Police Dept. Tell them the same thing that you said in here.

You're a numb skull. Firearms are without a doubt a tool. Just as a knife is a tool, just as a hammer is a tool, and just as a saw is a tool. They all provide a purpose for a specific job.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Face it Sammy, you're just a pussy who's too damned incompetent to properly fire a bow. Guns in hunting take all the sport out of it. Nothing manly about that.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Face it Sammy, you're just a pussy who's too damned incompetent to properly fire a bow. Guns in hunting take all the sport out of it. Nothing manly about that.

Dove hunting using a bow?
Canada Goose hunting using a bow?
Pheasant hunting using a bow?

What will you say next? Fishing without a hook?

As for being "too damned incompetent to properly fire a bow" and, your claim that guns take all the sport out of it, you obviously have never hunted.

Besides, the Glock pistol and or the SIG pistol I carry is NOT used for hunting. I use it for self defense, which by the way are the "tools" I use when carrying concealed.

By the way, I stopped hunting more than ten years ago. I photograph them now.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Perhaps you should write a letter to the United States Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines, and rvery Police Dept. Tell them the same thing that you said in here.

You're a numb skull. Firearms are without a doubt a tool. Just as a knife is a tool, just as a hammer is a tool, and just as a saw is a tool. They all provide a purpose for a specific job.

Keep talking, if you're the epitome of your nations pathetic excuse for a military then that explains why the Axis in the second world war regarded your side as what they wished for.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Dove hunting using a bow?
Canada Goose hunting using a bow?
Pheasant hunting using a bow?

You can certainly hunt goose with a bow, since they're huge.

And yes, you can absolutely hunt pheasant with a bow. Well, I mean not you, because you're a pussy, but real men can hunt pheasant with a bow.

I guess You Might have a point about doves. You'd need a firearm to kill those scary doves, now wouldn't you? You know who hunts doves? Pussies like you.

Besides, the Glock pistol and or the SIG pistol I carry is NOT used for hunting. I use it for self defense, which by the way is the "tools" I use when carrying concealed.

Yes, you need guns to defend yourself. That sounds really manly. You know, how you just can't take care of yourself and are defenseless without a big ol' gun to make up for the fact that you're kind of a puss... I mean aside from that.

 

[Jagger69]

I'll go with this...

Wow. That is wickedly unreal. Great find, Hyde!! :thumbsup:

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Wow. That is wickedly unreal. Great find, Hyde!! :thumbsup:

It's the Krupp Trencher. Largest land vehicle in the world.

No video of it in action, but this has some more stills of it, and some facts:

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Ah, and here's some video shot from the Krupp Bagger 288 Trencher...

 

[dbradford8589]

I think this wins

 

[Mayhem]

Ah, and here's some video shot from the Krupp Bagger 288 Trencher...

This is for pussies that aren't man enough to use a shovel.