Where on God's Green Earth has Will gone?

[feller469]

As much as he makes me scratch my head and wonder if he doesn't have an attic full of little boys' shoes and a backyard full of freshly dug graves, I miss Will E. Worm's "unique" perspective.


Where is he?

 

[LukeEl]

He became a billionaire when he won the Sudanese Lottery and is now a respectful philantropist doing good across the world, he taught me to read and brought rain to my village!

 

[GregCentauro]

Will's on a neverending world tour

 

[STDiva]

I heard he was dead.

 

[maildude]

He was taken up during the Rapture. Until they found out he posts here. Then they returned him to earth. Where he was raptured.

 

[PirateKing]

He set off on a pilgrimage.

 

[Red Spyder]

I found him! I found him! :tongue:

 

[GregCentauro]

He set off on a pilgrimage.

Will has always been a pilgrim.
:sing: He's a walking contradiction / Partly truth and partly fiction / And a problem when he's stoned :sing:

 

[316sherm]

Obama finally had him silenced!
:dunno:

 

[thebear247]

he hasnt been back since the ban hammer

 

[PirateKing]

Or perhaps he was the next Messiah....

If so, God help us all.

 

[BlueBalls]

I believe he once said he posts on 14 different forums, maybe he's just focussing more attention on them now while he's secretly plotting the destruction of FreeOnes and all who dwell within its musky core.

You have to admit, those 13 forums that he now has more time in which to share his wisdom are truly blessed.

God bless them all for having to put up with him...

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'm pretty sure he's actually in an intensive training course to become a handjob artist who specialises in she-male action. That's gotta be keeping him busy.

 

[StanScratch]

He's a prisoner.




In my heart.




By my heart, I mean my penis.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

He's at summer camp.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Being banned hurt his feelings, so he got drunk off of communion wine, stripped naked and ran off into the night running after Jesus and yelling at him to look him in the eye when they make love.

 

[roronoa3000]

Obama finally had him silenced!
:dunno:

Even the crazy ass right winger here would praise him for that.

...nevermind. No they wouldn't.

 

[alexpnz]

I miss Will....

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Being banned hurt his feelings, so he got drunk off of communion wine, stripped naked and ran off into the night running after Jesus and yelling at him to look him in the eye when they make love.

Communion wine is one thing that separates "real" Christians from godless heathens who are false Christians. The Bible is talking about unfermented grape juice when they say "wine". So says Will.

I had the time and energy I would go back and find that thread for you.

 

[dogbone27]

he's having fun with his new shemale bf/gf whatever the hell a shemale is.