When Was The Last Time You Went To A Strip Club?

[Deepcover]

I get your point but I wouldn't leave the safeties and niceties of Canada or USA for Honduras. I've hidden in the shadows from the authorities too and found it being half the fun prowling around for cooze like a serial killer. I try to make the best of the situation as it is what it is.

The best part about going on the prowl is leaving under the radar unscathed...

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

The best part about going on the prowl is leaving under the radar unscathed...

My cheapskate self sure wouldn't want to be caught with all the old and ugly whores I've made sweet love to.

I was dumb enough to have lunch with Lemon Drop once. She's a nice lady but ignorantly inappropriate with her attire while outside of her hooker cage. I saw the looks on the innocent folks trying to keep their food down at the Marie Callender's and figured I'd try to pass her off as a crazy aunt. My cover was blown by dessert as she wanted to get cozy and share my Strawberry Pie sitting next to me with a second spoon. Seemed like forever for the check to arrive...

 

[Deepcover]

I don't pick up roadkill for hire either but it is fun to laugh and point at hookers desperately trying to flag cars down in traffic. Go to Lincoln Bl in Santa Monica, stick a fishing line with a piece of crack on it and hang it outside the passenger window, and a herd of toothless homeless hookers will chase you in any direction you drive.

Your story isn't far from the ones I've read in the street walker boards

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Your story isn't far from the ones I've read in the street walker boards

Crackwhores are like cockroaches; they're everywhere looking for crumbs in the dark but scurry away when they see light.

 

[Anonyne#017]

I have only seen them in movies, but sometimes it's so hot inside during summer that just staying at home could be considered as some sort of a strip club... I think that I might have been once in a place where used to be some kind of naughty house... That's probably closes I've ever been to real strip club besides admiring the company sign from the opposite side of the streets while walking by... I don't even know how to tip, so I'd probably just flip them couple coins after the show or push cold leftover coins down their butt cracks like a payazzo before getting thrown out...

 

[Jagger69]

It was around 1996 or so....some joint in Las Vegas with some customers of mine while we were there at a convention. I think it was Cheetah's maybe??

 

[Rey C.]

1998. A blow-out weekend which started in Dallas and ended in Houston. That weekend ended my friendship with an old college pal and also my desire to patronize strip clubs. The movie, The Hangover, seems somewhat familiar to me.

Owned (part of) one. Been to many. Now... no más!

 

[bahodeme]

It's been about 5 years. I was sitting at the bar after some laws were enacted and/or enforced. I decided that I was spending money and not enjoying myself so why stay?
A comedian said that going to a strip club was like going to a deli, paying for a meal but can only look it, maybe touch, but can't eat it. If you are lucky you might be able to rub it on your crotch.

 

[Supafly]

I once visited a strip club - it was back in 1980. Maybe I did not go back because it was a local club here in Kiel, and the whole experience was extremely unappealing, and I was broke ^^

 

[CammiCams]

Back in June 1, 2008 was my last day as a Topless Strip Club Dancer. That was the day that I became a webcam model on MyFreeCams and now I work for http://cammi_cams.cammodels.com aka Streamate

 

[Rey C.]

Back in June 1, 2008 was my last day as a Topless Strip Club Dancer. That was the day that I became a webcam model on MyFreeCams and now I work for http://cammi_cams.cammodels.com aka Streamate

How long were you a dancer and why was that the day that you decided to stop and do camming?

 

[ban-one]

2006, 2007, somewhere along in there

 

[D-rock]

I just don't go to them. The thing is it's not really so much the subject matter that goes on there, the women, or the even the establishments themselves, even assuming for the sake of arguments that the waste of money wouldn't be a concern. It's some of people that visit them that I have the biggest problem with. Strip clubs seem to attract a very large proportion of jerks. If they acted like decent people and treated the performers better it would be a better place to visit. As it is I wouldn't even want to be grouped with those people by association.

(I'm not making a statement about people in this thread that do go to them as much as making an observation in general.)

 

[Deepcover]

My cheapskate self sure wouldn't want to be caught with all the old and ugly whores I've made sweet love to.

I was dumb enough to have lunch with Lemon Drop once. She's a nice lady but ignorantly inappropriate with her attire while outside of her hooker cage. I saw the looks on the innocent folks trying to keep their food down at the Marie Callender's and figured I'd try to pass her off as a crazy aunt. My cover was blown by dessert as she wanted to get cozy and share my Strawberry Pie sitting next to me with a second spoon. Seemed like forever for the check to arrive...

Ya i'd be embarrassed too...Tried a 50 yr old SP before out of curiosity. She wasn't bad looking just wish she had the energy or more horny to get into it more...Never again. Only good thing about the whole entire session was her posh condo...

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

I was in Vegas last month and hit up a fully nude place out there. It was super fun.

 

[Anonyne#017]

I saw some boobies too when I was living slightly closer to the equator. I didn't even have to pay and I'm not even talking about man boobs... That kind of makes titty clubs pointless when you can just grab binoculars and go stalk some chicks on the beach...

 

[bobjustbob]

Yesterday I made a killing at Philly Park and decided to stop off at this dump just before crossing back into Jersey. Shoot some pool and watch a ball game along with titties'n beer. Closed. Shame of it was that there were 2 other guys looking to get in. Curious to see what assorted trash would be spinning on those poles on a Sunday evening.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Judging by most here every strip club in America could be closed down tomorrow and we wouldn't notice until we saw strippers standing on the edge of the freeway on-ramp holding signs offering lap dances for food.

 

[Rey C.]

Judging by most here every strip club in America could be closed down tomorrow and we wouldn't notice until we saw strippers standing on the edge of the freeway on-ramp holding signs offering lap dances for food.

How much food are we talkin' about here? Would a McD's Happy Meal do it?

But I can say that a couple of the dancers that were in our club could be found on 14th St NW in D.C. back in the day. That's where they booked their... uh... "after hours performances".

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

How much food are we talkin' about here? Would a McD's Happy Meal do it?

But I can say that a couple of the dancers that were in our club could be found on 14th St NW in D.C. back in the day. That's where they booked their... uh... "after hours performances".

I always preferred the filthy titty bars to the elegant gentleman's clubs. Pussy farts, Bullet holes, Cesarian scars, oh my...