When`s the best time to jack off?

[Freakybastard]

first thing in the morning, but only if you are alone.

cause if you have a girlfriend or wife, the best sex is right when you wake up. I know I can last a long time.

 

[crack_pipe112]

I say right before you go to bed at night to wake up relaxed or in the morning when U wake up to refresh your day giving you a nice boost in the morning

 

[Dro50]

right before bed is the best if theres no one to service you however be sure to drink water after, take a shower and maybe have something to eat too. or you wont feel too good the next morning

 

[Gunloc]

Like I said before, I do it just like Jesse Jane twice a day.
"It helps me get started in the morning, and helps me relax in the evening." (That is, when I'm not working the morning shift.)
Jesse.... I love you.

 

[dave_rhino]

right now.

 

[Iamforever]

Before church, during class, at lunch break, while waiting in the drive thru at McDonalds, during the Broadway performance of The Lion King, when making a u-turn, while cycling or running, when your sitting in front of your computer, while watching CNN, while grilling hot dogs, when eating pork rinds....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
ive actually done it while watching cnn. lot of beer and the girl that was on looked ok. i somehow forgot her name. but i cant fathom why.

 

[Irony]

when i get home from work

 

[member006]

right before bed is the best if theres no one to service you however be sure to drink water after, take a shower and maybe have something to eat too. or you wont feel too good the next morning

Ahhh, so you bumped it. lol Just wanted to see who

 

[wickud]

whenever Briana Banks comes onto the screen!!!

 

[lachnit]

Mornings

 

[Darkrider250]

All of the above!

jerkjerkjerk

 

[Laurence]

They say masturbation relieves stress, so I'm thinking the best time to jack off is during an exam, job interview or at moments of extreme terror, i.e. when being confronted by a man-eating lion.

 

[dick van cock]

6:11 pm

 

[baultista]

They say masturbation relieves stress, so I'm thinking the best time to jack off is during an exam, job interview or at moments of extreme terror, i.e. when being confronted by a man-eating lion.

Oh lord.... I hope you mean BEFORE!!!!

 

[Lexx7]

They say masturbation relieves stress, so I'm thinking the best time to jack off is during an exam, job interview or at moments of extreme terror, i.e. when being confronted by a man-eating lion.

LOL
yup, works for me...
how about when you're nervous and you're asking a girl out on a date... would probably releve atot of stress and tension...

 

[Laurence]

Oh lord.... I hope you mean BEFORE!!!!

During the exam or interview would be a lot funnier

 

[lego_soulja]

when ur horny

 

[catweasel28]

I always recall a sage piece of advice given to me by my ancient grandma - God rest her soul.

She always used to say "There's no time like the present"

 

[Facetious]

Re: When`s the best time to jack off?

6:11 pm

† 3:16 :angels: :tongue:




Re: When`s the best time to jack off?

Before I go out with a knock out - drop dead gorgeous babe . . . it helps prevent premature ejack and generally helps with stamina :o

 

[HELLRAISER]

quite often if you want to prevent prostate cancer. If you don't believe me read post #1 in this thread:

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=337806