When`s the best time to jack off?
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qweretyuiopas@
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OMG one of jods funniest posts LMFAO :1orglaughjod0565 said:
making a u turn :rofl:
No, we didnt. :rofl2:blob said:
Smittmaestro
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^Don't forget when he's sending rep!
But in his case repping and jacking off is synonymous!
-cs™
But in his case repping and jacking off is synonymous!
-cs™
1. Right after you jack on.
2. After you get the spare tire on the car.
3. Not when you are paying your respects at a funeral and standing next to the open coffin.
4. When you run out of oil or grease for your door hinges or perhaps glue.
5. When you are practicing your dice throwing technique.
6. Ya know, sometimes you will just run out of mayonnaise when you need some, then what?
7. Not right before you zip up your pants, ouch.
8. When that wrist exerciser you have breaks.
9. When you are done shaking the bottle of orange juice and you don't want to lose the good rhythm you have going.
10. Right before starting a what's the best time to jack off thread.
2. After you get the spare tire on the car.
3. Not when you are paying your respects at a funeral and standing next to the open coffin.
4. When you run out of oil or grease for your door hinges or perhaps glue.
5. When you are practicing your dice throwing technique.
6. Ya know, sometimes you will just run out of mayonnaise when you need some, then what?
7. Not right before you zip up your pants, ouch.
8. When that wrist exerciser you have breaks.
9. When you are done shaking the bottle of orange juice and you don't want to lose the good rhythm you have going.
10. Right before starting a what's the best time to jack off thread.
qweretyuiopas@
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D-rock said:
11. Right after starting a what's the best time to jack off thread.
12. Before breakfast
13. After Breakfast
14. Anytime you are in the bathroom.
15. While cooking dinner
16. While eating dinner
17. Right after dinner
18. While making your lunch
19. Whenever u see a cute chick
20. While replying to this thread
21. Right before u get on the computer
22. Right after u get off the computer
23. Right before a date
24. During a date
25. After the date (if u got nookie or not)
26. Just before bed.
27. Just before paying your taxes (to get rid of stress)
28. Just after paying your taxes (as a reward for all the hard work)
29. Whenever you are in the shower
30. While pumping petrol at the gas station.
31. While cleaning the house
32. When picking up the mail
33. While waiting in the long ass line at the bank
34. Right after making a long post
35. Right after you check the newest update in the Crissy Moran thread.
36. When u are at the sperm bank.
37. Right after u leave the sperm bank
38. During a long boring movie
39. When at a xxx theatre (peewee)
40. After seeing new Lucy Pinder, Jennifer Love Hewitt or Mariah Carey pics
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Alas!!! 
Only two for me.
1. The day it rained.
2. And the day it didn't.:eek:
Only two for me. 1. The day it rained.
2. And the day it didn't.:eek:
Any day that ends in the letter Y
Damn, living in Germany I have serious problems with that...Civickiller80 said:
The right time to jack off is 11:27:59 p m.
:hatsoff: Jackson
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Ummmm....when I'm horny and don't have a sex partner is when I do it.
:rofl: :rubbel:
:rofl: :rubbel:qweretyuiopas@
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Nightfly said:Ummmm....when I'm horny and don't have a sex partner is when I do it.
In other words, 5 times a day. LMFAO ahaha :1orglaugh
Before the cream sits out too long,
You must whip it.....I mean jerk it.
You must whip it.....I mean jerk it.
When your roommate isn't around!
