whats wrong with you?

Age:20

Neck problems (bad posture and height)
Left sholder crumbles when I roll it
Mid back problems when lifting things, or slightly bending over
Acne
Knee problems periodically.
Manic depression
Probably bi-polar
Love-less.

That should be it for now.
 
Age - 33
Ailments -

  • Swollen glands
  • ear ache
  • stiff shoulder and neck - from car accident 20 months ago
  • fever
  • Multiple Lypomata - had it for years and look like a surgeon's dart board
  • the runs
  • excess phlem
  • sore throat
  • smokers cough
  • Psoriasis

Hold on...how have I got a girlfriend? I should be single with this list!
 
Age - 33
Ailments -

  • Swollen glands
  • ear ache
  • stiff shoulder and neck - from car accident 20 months ago
  • fever
  • Multiple Lypomata - had it for years and look like a surgeon's dart board
  • the runs
  • excess phlem
  • sore throat
  • smokers cough
  • Psoriasis

Hold on...how have I got a girlfriend? I should be single with this list!


Oh yeah, and I have RSI in both wrists for the ****** 7 months
 
One almost wants to have allot of problems to compete with some of these folks... but at the risk of feeling more than fortunate:

38 - I wear corrective lenses. :cool:

Just a matter of time before things start breaking I guess.
 
list your age and you ailments
bad hurts more lately
**** me now
so what are your symptoms?

Yeah... I **** when my bad hurts. It's even worse when my good hurts. :rolleyes:


Not to diminish your pains but if aches and pains are the worse of you all's problems consider yourselves lucky. You should take a trip to Walter Reed Army Medical Center and go to Ward 57 and see how bad it could be.

That's all I'm saying. :2 cents:
 
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