Whats the worst thing you've ever smelled?

Death.

Though a close second would go to the time I took my dog to the vet, and this other dog went and took a massive dump right there by the waiting room they had set up. It's kinda funny cause the girl at the front desk was very attractive, but any flirting I had planned on doing completely went out the window when I suddenly got a whiff of that gi-normous pile of maggot gagging dung that dog left. I was literally hurrying up and gagging on the way out ... I shit you not! :D
 

Lust

Lost at Birth
there's a paper mill in one of the territories I work. it smells so bad it permeates everything...hotel, restaurants, work....i go there as little as possible.

a close second is a dead fish at the park - but only because my at-the-time gf's dog rolled all over it. had to keep my head outside the car as we drove to the nearest possible dog wash.
 
Shit. While visiting a hospital.

Less said of that experience the better, so let's just move on...

I work in a hospital and it's all around. After a while you get used to it. Same with death. Gastrointestinal bleeds are the worst smell I've been hit with. We had a patient with one two years ago that was so bad two nurses, a technician and doctor began to vomit after she already had. One of the nurses even passed out. It's almost indescribable when they are truly bad.
 

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
I have read so good ones. Death seems to bring the worst in all its forms of affecting us, doesn't it. :yesyes: I have another stank story. that was also rank as fuck.

I've had the dubious displeasure of having a couple of abscessed teeth. not only do they hurt like a MOTHERFUCKA! The stench of that shit spewing out during the root canal is pretty nauseating in its own right. :eek::uohs::throwup:
 
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Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
rotten raccoon (dog decided it was a toy) but the tooth thing sounds horrendous too :D

Wow that sounds like a pretty stinky dog situation. :D About the tooth thing, I am Not trying to come off like some major HARD A$$ or anything. :rolleyes: but that said I don't cry very often, and still didn't cry during any of these ordeals.

But lets just say my face was So swole up it was swollen all the way up to my eyes. :eek: I kept ice on it at least 6 hours constantly all of which I drink as much as I could and I was smoking major amounts of (buds) along with advil / ES vicoden, just trying to dull the pain, but it wasn't even coming close to numbing the pain.

Needless to say I had to go too the emergency room, cuz I couldn't take the constant pain anymore. well they cut my gums open and drained it. talk about fuckin pain. HOLY FUCK. I thought I was gonna pass out. :uohs:

On a measure of pain from 1 to 10. I'd say 10 about 10 X's :eyeso:
 
I remember when I was about 9 or 10 I was at my neighbour's (they babysat me) house and their dog had died. The wife was really attached to the dog, and refused to bury it so she kept him as a sort of monument in its doggy bed. Shit reeked for weeks before she finally agreed to remove him!
 

broderic_randal

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I worked at a deli for a while in a local supermarket, and we had to dump the grease from the fryers into this special waste container out behind the store......never before, and hopefully never again, have I ever smelled something so foul, so rancid, so fucking awful as that container. Especially in the summer when the temp would soar to over 100 degrees.

:throwup:

hah, thats so true, i work in a supermarket deli
 
The worst thing i've ever Smelled was after we threw Spoiled Meat, Vommit and old bear cans into a bag and smelled inside ( how stupid was that ), i needed to vommit again after smelling that.
 
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