What's The Worst Fast Food Chain In America?

Which fast food place is the most sucky of all?

When I lived in Austin, Texas I worked at a place called The Back Room over on Riverside east of 35. Long John Silver's was across the street. I only ate there because it was across the street. Was the worst, dry fish with either bad flavor or no flavor at all. Felt horrible settling in my stomach too.

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Luxman

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I rarely eat fast food, last time I did was about 4 years ago at MacDonalds, and I felt sick soon after. :(
I went home and drank a cup of juice with two tablespoons of ACV mixed in and I felt better after about an hour. :)
 
That must have been an anomaly. Long John Silver's is usually very good. At least to me it is.
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
The Long John Silver's where I live is good, my ex-wife preferred it to the Fish and Chips shops where she grew up in London. The worst fast food chain in America will always be Domino's Pizza. They admitted that they served shitty pizza for fifty fucking years, there is no living that down.
 
I know a dude that swears Domino's is the best pizza of them all. I just looked at him when he said that to me. I don't believe I have ever had a good one, or that it is a possibility.
 

xfire

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When I was thirteen I stayed at my aunt's house in Houston for a week. She was single and made big bank working in one of the high rises in downtown H-town. She had a Domino's pizza delivered for me one day and it was the worst thing I ever ate on a crust, and I'm from backwoods East Texas and this was the eighties, not exactly a ton of gourmet Italian places where I grew up, but we did have a Mazzios and a Little Italy. She asked me how it was when she got home from work, I lied and said it was good, but only because she paid for it and I could tell she ordered from there a lot. Just fucking yuck.
 
I can't really say. I've been to many fast food restaurants, in many parts of the country. A McDonald's in Oak Hill Austin made the Quarter Pounder good, but at the Round Rock location completely fucked it up. The In-N-Out Burger in North Las Vegas was shit, but the location on Rock Springs made it to perfection. I've never had a bad experience where I found glass, or the food was "dry," just simple things like they added ketchup when I asked for no Ketchup.
 
Probably catch some heat over this but Subway while maybe not one of the worst, is overrated. There is absolutely no difference in the taste of the turkey or the salami.
 
I agree that Subway is some shit. I disagree about Domino's, however. I've always liked that place despite not being a fan of pizza.

I've heard from various people that Jack In The Box is horrible, but I have yet to actually try it.
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Subways sucks, they used to be awesome but when they decided they wanted to be a "healthy" alternative shit went downhill. Jack in the Box used to be one of my favorites, but they've started making small changes to the menu and I'm worried they're heading to suckville. I haven't had Domino's in a long time and I suppose I should be fair and give them another chance, but, still man, they admitted they served shitty pizza for fifty years, just the principle alone should be enough to piss even their most diehard fans off for a lot of different reasons.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Panera's sammiches and some of their soups are okay but NEVER order any of their entrees. They're almost always microwaved and taken out of a vacuum sealed pouch. Blurg. I went to a Zupa's on Lake Mead yesterday and it is so much better than Panera.

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xfire

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I drove through Burger King yesterday and got a couple of their value menu cheeseburgers. Not good at all, should have stuck with their Jr. double cheeseburger, it's worth the extra 69¢.
 

DrakeM

Mama will always find out where you've been
I can't stand anything from Popeyes and for the Canadians out there, Harveys has the worst burgers of any major chain in the country. Greasy as hell and you have to get it with the hot peppers to kill the taste of everything else.
 
I'm not the world's biggest fan of fast food but on my experiences from numerous trips across 'the pond' I have to say a visit to Wendy's in NYC was fucking abysmal.
 
KFC is nasty. Same thing with Taco Bell. I have limited experience with Jack in the Box, but I wouldn't go back there, either.
 
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