What's the Stupidest thing you did as a ***

[slikpulla152]

if you were conscious enough to remember what happened.

for me. there's a list but i'm thinking of this short one.

I was too old even for a *** to be this stupid but i was 6 and just barely tall enough to see the things on the stove that turn red when stuff is cooking. My *** was boiling water to make coffee and i looked at the stove for a few seconds and saw the thing turn bright red.

And i put my right index finger on that **** and i don't remember what happened because i was ****** in pain and stuff. I just remember a black bruise on my finger and a band-aid on it.

Eventually, i peeled of the bruise and have a normal looking finger

 

[GB Boy]

I threw a brick on my *******'s head from height. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I have you all beat. (Why am I saying that like I'm proud? :dunno

At the time this happened, I was 13 or 14 years old. I always used to hang out with my neighbor, who lived about 10 houses down the street from me. Well, they had recently gotten a puppy, Murphy, and it was really friendly and reeeeally playful. It was the kind of dog that you could push around a little bit, in a playful way, and it would enjoy the "fight".

Well, one day, I was lying on the floor and the dog kept trying to play with me. I wasn't really up for it, so I kind of pushed him away...but he kept coming back. So I finally gave in and started playing with the dog. For some fucking reason, I thought it would be a good idea to toss the dog into the air, like you would a baby. So, while still lying on my back, I grabbed the dog like it was a baby and started playfully tossing him in the air. Well, after one of the tosses, as the dog was coming back down, it's stomach landed on my thumbs and it made the dog throw up...INTO MY MOUTH.

OH MY GOD IT WAS SO SICK!!! It was all white and foamy, and the only thing I can remember after it happened was that I sprinted down the street back to my house going "EEWWWWWWWWW, EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW", with my arms flapping around like a little girl.

God, I can still taste it.

 

[PrimeGuy]

Eeeww... :S

 

[Imhotep]

Eventually, i peeled of the bruise and have a normal looking finger

im no doctor, but i was under the impression that a bruise isnt something that can be peeled off.


i didnt do stupid things as a ***. i just chalk them up to **** being ****. as an adult, i have done some stupid things. for instance, last week i went to a bar. i know, thats not stupid. but, paying 7 dollars for a **** is definitely in that category.

 

[BlueBalls]

Cracked my head open on the same wall twice!!!

 

[juballs]

me and my friends found it absolutely hellarious, to hide in a garage and roll a ball down the driveway into oncoming traffic.
looking back now i realise how stupid that was we could have caused a huge accident. luckly my residential area was not heavily congested with alot of car traffic

 

[slikpulla152]

in my city. a ***/teenager manipulated the traffic signs in an area that's usually congested b/c it's near downtown. He made the traffic sign point towards oncoming traffic and caused a fatal headon crash.

This was beyond being stupid. The *** was obviously old and smart enough to know how to do it and the potential consequences, and he did it any way.

 

[senob44]

I wrote an explicit, vulgar and mean spirited story about a girl I didn't like who I went to school with. Then for Christmas, I gave a copy to her. It was perceived as a threat and I got suspended for a week.

 

[slikpulla152]

in high school (freshman year). i got my ex's diary and showed it to damn near everybody for 2 days. i knew she liked girls so that was the best thing about it :thumbsup:

 

[Becks...poamr]

Besides stabbing my twin ****** in the forehead with a fork and then pushing her down the basement stairs when we were younger than 5 years old?

Can't think of anything at the moment.

 

[D-rock]

Besides stabbing my twin ****** in the forehead with a fork and then pushing her down the basement stairs when we were younger than 5 years old?

Can't think of anything at the moment.

Note to self, never make Becks angry. :uohs:

 

[Facetious]

Senob . . . . umm . . .uhhh . . .life ins. policy . . maybe ? . . ya think ?

Shhh ! Don't say nothin !! You didn't talk to me !!!! ~

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We Rolled 24'' - 36'' boulders down a mountain near Yosemite National Monument. IIRC - This was when we were in the 7th grade, YMCA Summer camp.

Some of these boulders rolled down the steep slope approx 800 meters down to a flat, often traveled by other hikers ! It was neat to actually see some of them rollin',way the fuck down there thinkin . . . WE DID THAT ! !

We heard all about it !

 

[pancha]

too many come to mind. somehow i was apparently responsible for making my fourth grade teacher quit on the spot. she walked out in the middle of class, never saw her again. . . but there had to be more going on there!

anyway, when i was 13-14, was riding a scooter, going about 40 mph down the streets. took a quick turn, not realizing there was a speed bump around the corner, and went airbourne! talk about scary! somehow stuck the landing, but managed to fall over a few minutes later as me and my ****** tried to ride it together. he burned his leg on the muffler, i gashed my knee in the pavement. . . yeah, those were the days!!!

 

[McRocket]

I grew up.

 

[Blink]

I told a younger relative about something which I really should have kept to myself. I think that had rather awful repercussions, although I didn't realize it until many years later.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Well I wasn´t a bad guy after all. I can remember that I kicked a girl into her stomach when I was at primary school. And there was one day when my friends and I cutted down some trees and got caught by a ****** who was walking nearby. They wanted to tell it our parents but we could manage to run away

 

[ChefChiTown]

Besides stabbing my twin ****** in the forehead with a fork and then pushing her down the basement stairs when we were younger than 5 years old?

Can't think of anything at the moment.

Wwwwwwwwwhyyyyyyyyyyy?

 

[Christmas_Ape]

Has anyone ever tried shaving, when they were about 5 years old? I lathered my have up with shaving cream, took my **** razor, started right below my nose....and then came the water works! I was left with a Hilter Mustache scab underneath my nose for a couple of weeks.

 

[Juiceman]

Long long ago there was this tv show called Rip-Cord. It was about rescue parachutist. I was about 9 yrs. old and my *** stopped me as I was heading out the door with a bed sheet, holding it by all 4- corners. I was gonna climb up a 40ft. Maple tree and see what it felt like to jump with my homemade parachute.