Irish German temper, don't you know.
Wwwwwwwwwhyyyyyyyyyyy?
Because she didn't get out of the way fast enough, obviously.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuh. :tongue:
What's the Stupidest thing you did as a ***
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Irish German temper, don't you know.
Because she didn't get out of the way fast enough, obviously.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuh. :tongue:
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Re: What's the Stupidest thing you did as a ***:
Actually believed that to "crack ones head open" was to literally crack the skull . . . somewhat like an eggshell ! :eek:
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Weird...I'm "Irish/German". DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN.
:dreamy siiiiiiiiiiiigh: :lovecoupl
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At about 10 years old -
Used a hammer to smash boxes . . not rolls . . B O X E S of circular toy *** caps. Those were in the days when the rolls were actually sporting firm nipples of powder in the circular pockets.
My ears haven't stopped ringing since :tongue:
About 12 years old -
Had a summer home in Lake Tahoe on a 9 hole golf course and agreed with the 15 year old instigator in the neighborhood to sneak outside in the weee of the morning to joyride the cache of charging golf carts. As our flashlights began to dim, the instigator *** hit something . . low and stationary ! Consequently, he was tossed into the steering butterfly so hard that he got the wind knocked out of himself and sprained a finger very badly ! The epilogue really got ugly. :o
Used a hammer to smash boxes . . not rolls . . B O X E S of circular toy *** caps. Those were in the days when the rolls were actually sporting firm nipples of powder in the circular pockets.
My ears haven't stopped ringing since :tongue:
About 12 years old -
Had a summer home in Lake Tahoe on a 9 hole golf course and agreed with the 15 year old instigator in the neighborhood to sneak outside in the weee of the morning to joyride the cache of charging golf carts. As our flashlights began to dim, the instigator *** hit something . . low and stationary ! Consequently, he was tossed into the steering butterfly so hard that he got the wind knocked out of himself and sprained a finger very badly ! The epilogue really got ugly. :o
Toy *** caps and a hammer. Oh yea!!! Now that was entertainment...
Chicks dig scars...or so I heard.
L3ggy
Special Operations FOX-HOUND
True, true.
Payasoplas
Closed Account
1. Throwing a paper on fire from the 4th floor of the building I lived, some clothes of my neighbours burned.
2. Trying to rappel on the wall of my house
3. Opening the door to aguy who said he came from my *** to pick up the TV <-- KING OF ALL STUPID THINGS
4. When I was 7 I used to bully a 5 year old *** from my neighboorhood, he was mentally sick, I don't remember exactly the problem of this *** but sure he had a problem, anyway, when this guy got tired of me he defended himself and he used a piece of glass and cutted half of my face I almost lost my right eye and almost got ****** cause the cut nearly touched my jugular artery.
I could erase the scar in my face, but I didn't do it, I still keep it to recall myself no to do mess with other just cause I feel superior to them...
2. Trying to rappel on the wall of my house
3. Opening the door to aguy who said he came from my *** to pick up the TV <-- KING OF ALL STUPID THINGS
4. When I was 7 I used to bully a 5 year old *** from my neighboorhood, he was mentally sick, I don't remember exactly the problem of this *** but sure he had a problem, anyway, when this guy got tired of me he defended himself and he used a piece of glass and cutted half of my face I almost lost my right eye and almost got ****** cause the cut nearly touched my jugular artery.
I could erase the scar in my face, but I didn't do it, I still keep it to recall myself no to do mess with other just cause I feel superior to them...
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I had drained the swimming pool with the "help" of
a neighboring *** on the afternoon that my parents took off
to Europe. WTF for ? My own personal skateboard park !
I knew that one of my sisters was gonna find out, however at the time, the power of suggestion was just too strong ! My parents never found out, but I was under the strict control of my older ****** (*******).
I'd have about 8 - 10 **** from the neighborhood riding in my pool. None of them wore helmets, nobody even so much as sprained a wrist ! Those were the days before all the creepy personal injury attys came into the picture.
The litigious world just plain sucks ! (Prisoners in our own homes). ~
All the best ~
a neighboring *** on the afternoon that my parents took off
to Europe. WTF for ? My own personal skateboard park !
I knew that one of my sisters was gonna find out, however at the time, the power of suggestion was just too strong ! My parents never found out, but I was under the strict control of my older ****** (*******).
I'd have about 8 - 10 **** from the neighborhood riding in my pool. None of them wore helmets, nobody even so much as sprained a wrist ! Those were the days before all the creepy personal injury attys came into the picture.
The litigious world just plain sucks ! (Prisoners in our own homes). ~
All the best ~
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
When I was younger we used to have a dog. Me and one my friends used to take tennis rackets and scoop the dog **** onto the "netting"...then we would fling it at my neighbors house. Oooooh man, that was fun.
Aged 4-5: Shaved my eyebrows off after hearing my sisters talking about the 80s model Iman.
Aged 7: Tried to cross a busy road by myself, on a dare. Got hit by a van, but I was discharged the same day, because I was basically unharmed except for the smallest nick above my right eye. It was the first day I remember my ****** really ******.
Aged 3-4: Shoved a biro through my teenage ******'s cheek. I can't remember the incident at all. Amazingly, my ****** doesn't even have even the slightest scar.
Aged 4-5: Sat there and watched while one of my cousins put Tippex in her eyes after we'd watched the Undertaker's eyes rolling back in their sockets on WWF. I can still remember the screams. Luckily it wasn't a lot, and they were able to help her at the hospital. She has normal vision today.
Yes, I was a problem *****.
Aged 7: Tried to cross a busy road by myself, on a dare. Got hit by a van, but I was discharged the same day, because I was basically unharmed except for the smallest nick above my right eye. It was the first day I remember my ****** really ******.
Aged 3-4: Shoved a biro through my teenage ******'s cheek. I can't remember the incident at all. Amazingly, my ****** doesn't even have even the slightest scar.
Aged 4-5: Sat there and watched while one of my cousins put Tippex in her eyes after we'd watched the Undertaker's eyes rolling back in their sockets on WWF. I can still remember the screams. Luckily it wasn't a lot, and they were able to help her at the hospital. She has normal vision today.
Yes, I was a problem *****.
I never really got into it, but my brothers used to go up to Lake Tahoe after Christmas in our old Jeep, and find a nice pile of snow on the side of the road. They'd take turns riding on the top, while the driver (my uncle) would accelerate really fast and then slam on the brakes and launch them into the snow. My oldest ******* once dislocated his shoulder doing that, and that was the end of it.
