What's the strangest thing you or a partner has said after sex?

[Jeep!]

Can I use this line in my signature? I mean seriously.

Sure, thanks!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I hit a dry spell a long time ago and one of my buddies was suffering through one as well. We made a pact that the next time either of us got laid we would say "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm." We were very silly.

 

[STDiva]

A girl said the Hail Mary during sex once. I laughed.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

The strangest thing I've said after sex is Thank you, but I wasn't thinking before I spoke and I was just so satisfied that it came out but my husband said 'any time' lol The strangest thing any one has said to ME after sex is probably "Damn! Cosmos taught you well!" (as in the magazine Cosmopolitan and it's sex tips lol)

My friend michelle is sitting here with me and she said the worst thing she's said after sex is "I gotta go my husband keeps calling" She's getting a divorce needless to say.

 

[rawlwear]

Drunk on gin, one night stand, she wanted to try anal and I thought "why not?". So I flipped her over and pulled her up into the doggy position, and loudly declared "Where we're going, we don't need roads!"

The next morning, she did not make the breakfast she promised.

haha that is just awesome, First time my girl and I ever did anal, I was in her room she runs out of the bathroom and says, I just took a shit want to fuck me in the ass now?

 

[Alyssa Rose]

i have been told are you ready yet . hey what can i say that was my 1st time i last for the full 8 seconds tho

Hahah when I was WASTED, I said to my husband, "Are you finished yet? I have to pee."

THEN he said, "Hurry up and pee and get back here so I can finish."

Yeah we dont drink Jack any more. :o

 

[DJCowboy]

Drunk on gin, one night stand, she wanted to try anal and I thought "why not?". So I flipped her over and pulled her up into the doggy position, and loudly declared "Where we're going, we don't need roads!"

The next morning, she did not make the breakfast she promised.

I hope you put on the Doc Brown future glasses while you said that, haha!


This wasn't really weird but for some reason it made me laugh, but one time I was 69-ing with a girl and I asked her if I could put my finger in her butt and she said "Fine. But just one!!" She said it in such a stern voice that I just started laughing, she still had a tight ass though so that's probably why

 

[Hot Mega]

Thought about it for awhile and the strangest would have to be my g/f at the time called me from work the morning after saying when she went to pee she could still feel her puss tingling a little.

I told her jokingly it was all in her mind.

 

[alonso.joce]

My girl has a nutty sense of humour.
Once when i cummed on her tummy--she said "Sheesh there goes a million potential doctors, engineers and lawyers......but they taste good"(after taking a lick by finger).

The weirdest i have said "Geronimo"-before i went in me ex --but-- before i could go in my ex yelled back "Bastard if you go fast, i will chop your willie"--needless to say i lost me erection for few mins there.

 

[ezteban]

Let's do it again !!!!!!
(we did it twice before !!!!!)

 

[Petra]

I hit a dry spell a long time ago and one of my buddies was suffering through one as well. We made a pact that the next time either of us got laid we would say "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm." We were very silly.

Monty Python...

 

[Facetious]

"Do you have a roll of paper towels".

:nono:

 

[Facetious]

Back in my high school days after taking bongs hits of primo green bud and having sex, a g/f of mine said "I am sto soned."

Another time after lying to her mother where she was gonna spend the night, said aforementioned g/f, a non clear thinking, after early morning session of sex g/f answered my ringing telephone phone : ''Hello ?" :starts crying & says:

"Talk to my mom !!!" :shocked:

 

[Supafly]

Had a girlfriend that had a nice sense of humour, so one evening, we shagged and was so hot I came real fast and said:

'I'm first!'

Damn, I got a smack from her and had to do some extra work on her next night. She sure bust a nut then

 

[Facetious]

After another early AM sex session, after hearing a single : BANG : on the front door,
a g/f said :

"Paper Boy" !! :giggles:

 

[sexyartylust]

I'm still hungry after eating you. Do you have any cereal?

 

[gunslingingbird]

"You're ok with the clap, right?"

 

[Baill Inneraora]

"Hey, wake up!"

 

[gunslingingbird]

"Hey, wake up!"

The question is after sex, not during sex. :helpme:

 

[LickMyLovePump]

id say the funniest thing my girlfriend ever said to me BEFORE having sex would be "If you fuck him, he will come" she said it in like a whisper type voice like from the movie Field Of Dreams. and then the first time i ever went down on her she said "your breath smells just like my friend caitlyns"