What's The Most Ridiculous Thing A Porno Lady Could Sell That Some Horny Degenerate Would Buy?

Go to Ebanned and you will find the craziest stuff for sell, like Maggie mentioned I've seen garbage from a girls garbage can for sell on several occasions.
 
Used tampon or a used condom I'm tempted by used panties but I guess that's a bit old hat
 
Used tampon or a used condom I'm tempted by used panties but I guess that's a bit old hat
 
I have not done this either but I have seen girls sell the contents of their bathroom garbage can...used kleenex, tampons, you name it. The winner of the auction gets the bag of trash.

You ladies are so right about us. Guys are pigs. This site has been edumacational.

Oh and the best story I have is something Erica Campbell did back in the day. Remember her, natural tits, soft core glam model? Well once during a live members webcam show, she farted in a jar. And auctioned it off, I think she said she sold it for $300. She was always doing crazy shit like that.

I had this one roommate that I enjoyed playing gags on. I'd fart in an envelope, seal it, then extend my hand toward him with the envelope saying, "Mail for you!" Couldn't do it every day but every once and awhile me and the other roommate would get a good laugh.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
I would have said panties but apparently that's a thing. So... yeah, sick fucks I guess. I can't possibly fathom why anyone would buy someone's used undergarments.

A strange world we live in...
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Oh and the best story I have is something Erica Campbell did back in the day. Remember her, natural tits, soft core glam model? Well once during a live members webcam show, she farted in a jar. And auctioned it off, I think she said she sold it for $300. She was always doing crazy shit like that.
:1orglaugh
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
Oh and the best story I have is something Erica Campbell did back in the day. Remember her, natural tits, soft core glam model? Well once during a live members webcam show, she farted in a jar. And auctioned it off, I think she said she sold it for $300. She was always doing crazy shit like that.

WWWwhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaattttttt? Erica farted? You are telling me that that angel farted? Way to burst that bubble! On a side note, I bet it smelled of vanilla.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
WWWwhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaattttttt? Erica farted? You are telling me that that angel farted? Way to burst that bubble! On a side note, I bet it smelled of vanilla.
I'm sure it smelled of Taco Bell......after she took her man there and he blew a Meximelt bomb in it and some dope paid $300 to inhale it.

Some peoples offspring....:facepalm:
 

Maggie Green

Official Checked Star Member
WWWwhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaattttttt? Erica farted? You are telling me that that angel farted? Way to burst that bubble! On a side note, I bet it smelled of vanilla.

haha she used to burp and fart all the time!
 

SteelerzNation

Closed Account
I like tits, ass, and pussy as much as the next guy ( or girl ) but some things are just too perverse. A jarred fart?! Seriously?! I'm sure that dude is in his white room rocking back and forth while smiling at his coveted jar of flatulence. Btw, that story took Erica down a notch for me :flaccid:
 
I would have said panties but apparently that's a thing. So... yeah, sick fucks I guess. I can't possibly fathom why anyone would buy someone's used undergarments.

A strange world we live in...

Do people ever think about all that dick those girls have taken or other drugs when they go *sniff, sniff* for their panties or does that actually add to the overall value when mixed in masculine scents are being included to the price...
:cookiemonster:
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/maggie-green said:
Maggie Green[/URL][/B], post: 8641605, member: 346743"]haha she used to burp and fart all the time!

That is blatsflemy, dang it, blansphlemy, ah screw it. that is preporus. Stupid red lines. I can't believe you are saying those things. How can you sleep at night? I think those comments have caused the Ebola virus to mutate and begin its onslaught against humanity.
 
Oh and the best story I have is something Erica Campbell did back in the day. Remember her, natural tits, soft core glam model? Well once during a live members webcam show, she farted in a jar. And auctioned it off, I think she said she sold it for $300. She was always doing crazy shit like that.

Erica !

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but i love her crazy mind
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Maggie Green

Official Checked Star Member
That is blatsflemy, dang it, blansphlemy, ah screw it. that is preporus. Stupid red lines. I can't believe you are saying those things. How can you sleep at night? I think those comments have caused the Ebola virus to mutate and begin its onslaught against humanity.

Haha! Erica was just always up for being funny and she was a real goofball.
 
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