What's the funniest thing you've seen someone buy?
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Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Nope. It's General Fluffybutt and you know it.
never will forget this..i was in lincoln next door to talladega..and the nascar fans was swarming like bees..i was in lincoln hardware looking for plumbing parts (im a plumber)..i seen this guy trying to screw things together that appeared to be lost..so i was going to try to help him..i said what you trying to build bud..he says im trying to make a water faucet outside..hes got a long nipple and a outside hose bib..so i say well..what are you hooking it to..he says ahhh nothing..im just going to stick it in the ground at the campground..and make people Think i got water..= some people has more money than sence:dunno:
Christina Ryder
Official Checked Star Member
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Well, you have to admit...that is a pretty nice looking snatch you got there...:yesyes::drool1:
Christina Ryder
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Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Sum peeple haz good grammer and spellun too.
A few years ago, I was in a Wal-Mart store, about 2:00 AM, and some goth guy came in and bought two things, a big tree axe and a box of tampons.
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
I can remember when I worked at McD's and the .20 cent cheeseburgers were launched. This HUGE woman came in and ordered 20 cheeseburgers, large fries, large coke, and a large milkshake plus 4 apple pies (I think it was the 2 for 1 sale on those). Then she stopped, thought and told me I had better make that a small fry instead of large since she was on a diet.
She was alone and the order was to eat in.
God I hated those .20 cent cheeseburgers.
She was alone and the order was to eat in.
God I hated those .20 cent cheeseburgers.
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Not hard when it's McDonald's. Or when they're .20 cents on Sundays.
People would order 100s at a time then be upset because they had to wait for them to be made.
I think she has the right to laugh at the guys who give her cash to watch her get off. Just as we have the right to laugh at a girl willing to sell herself for a couple bucks to random dudes online.
Shes hot as hell so I say more power to her AND those that buy the tokens. Actually, I think it would be more worth the cash if she has a laughing climax. Those are pretty sweet.
We shouldnt take these things too seriously. It's a fair arrangement if you ask me, so laugh it up.
Rane1071
For the EMPEROR!!
I thought it was very funny.
It's ironic you're usually telling people to "lighten up" and "don't be so serious" and yet you seem to never get half the jokes on here. :2 cents: Just sayin'.Anyway. One time we were shopping and this guy had about 50 of those little cat-food tins on the counter. Then he put a few bottles of tomato sauce on the counter as well. That was all he bought. :dunno:
I always wondered what the go was with that.
It's 8am, the shop is full of school children and old people, an ever so slightly bedraggled gentleman walks up to the counter with a 2 litre bottle of cheap cider, three cans of tramps piss and two or three porn magazines, one of which he happily leafs through in full view of everyone in the store while waiting for the clerk to count out his change.
Fun morning.
Fun morning.
Was in a newagents last week and there was a suspicious looking black youth all hooded up acting fidgity wandering/loitering around almost as if he was waiting for a busy moment to grab something then run, eventually he came back to the till with a bag of cat litter and politely paid then hurried off. Think he was acting all suspicious and hooded up because he was embarassed to buy the cat litter, goes to show you should never judge a book by its cover.
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
What kind of cider is considered cheap?
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Whew...then I'm not drinking cheap stuff. I like Magners/Bulmers. ;-)
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