What's the funniest thing you've seen someone buy?

[Ace Boobtoucher]

At a grocery store to be more specific.

My brother and I were getting some stuff for barbecuing last week and there was this big fat woman getting some strawberry ice cream and Mid Summer's Eve douche. I told my brother, "Someone's got a big night planned." And we giggled like eighth graders.

So, discuss.

 

[lurkingdirk]

True story:

In the cart of the person in front of me at the self-check out line:

1. 6 pack of Miller light
2. Magnum Condoms
3. Pineapple

 

[Henrik Larsson]

At a grocery store to be more specific.

My brother and I were getting some stuff for barbecuing last week and there was this big fat woman getting some strawberry ice cream and Mid Summer's Eve douche. I told my brother, "Someone's got a big night planned." And we giggled like eighth graders.

So, discuss.

What age are you, like 12?

 

[John_8581]

At a grocery store to be more specific.

My brother and I were getting some stuff for barbecuing last week and there was this big fat woman getting some strawberry ice cream and Mid Summer's Eve douche. I told my brother, "Someone's got a big night planned." And we giggled like eighth graders.

So, discuss.

:wtf: No flour?? So you can roll her around... Looking for the sweet spot???

Just ban me to the basement... :ban: :ban2: :ban:

Hehe. :rofl2:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

41. And what's your point? Funny is funny no matter where you find it.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

41. And what's your point? Funny is funny no matter where you find it.

Just sounds like something a 12 year old would say.

 

[JacknCoke]

Just sounds like something a 12 year old would say.

Well he did say "we giggled like 8th graders" so the giggling is age appropriate given the comment.

Not sure if what I said even makes any sense, I haven't had any coffee today :eek:

 

[LukeEl]

Dane Cook movies on the dvd also was the most saddest thing.

 

[Hot Mega]

Flowers for a hooker..:1orglaugh :rofl2::rofl2:

 

[NintendoNerd]

Beer and Depends

 

[lurkingdirk]

Beer and Depends

Also known as "Friday Night."

 

[Facetious]

While in Macys one time there was a guy ahead of me buying what looked like super size intimate women's apparel.... he was as red as a beet! :1orglaugh

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I don't necessarily know if this counts since they didn't end up being bought, but one time when I was at Costco with my mom, I sneaked a 40 pack of ribbed condoms into the very bottom of our shopping cart. She didn't happen to notice them until we came to the end of placing our items on the checkout counter, and despite her protests that she didn't know how they'd gotten there (I was off reading a magazine and listening in), the clerk and the woman one lane over were giving her some very interesting looks.

 

[Christina Ryder]

Tokens to watch me fuck my pussy!:nanner:

 

[Hot Mega]

Tokens to watch me fuck my pussy!:nanner:

I would have bought 3-D glasses...:o

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Obese woman buying diet coke.

Obese woman buying junk food and having slim fast in the middle of it.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Tokens to watch me fuck my pussy!:nanner:

So you laugh at the pathetic morons who buy into the camgirl ripoff? You should have thought a little harder about posting that at a website that caters to your demographic audience.

 

[lurkingdirk]

So you laugh at the pathetic morons who buy into the camgirl ripoff? You should have thought a little harder about posting that at a website that caters to your demographic audience.

I masturbate to your rage.

 

[Hot Mega]

6'6", 400+ lb. guy in Burger King: "That triple Whopper was really good, I think I'll have another one..."

(Not sure there's anything he wouldn't have taken another of...)

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You forgot to address me properly, Dirl.