What's the craziest place you've ever had sex?

I would even go so far as to spring for dinner before hand. but thats my final offer. Ponder that for a while.

and now I am getting :2offtopic

I spank people when they go off topic and since I did as well I need to be spanked too.

Sex in a movie theater now that would make this list if I had sex.:D
 
I spank people when they go off topic and since I did as well I need to be spanked too.

Sex in a movie theater now that would make this list if I had sex.:D

how about sex in a movie theater while drink jack and getting spanked :surprise:, I think I am on to something here.

alright for real this time i am done
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
I bent my girlfriend over the AC unit behind a tall hedge, outside a church and to Greece.
 
God I'm sure lots of places I've forgotten! I have a thing for weird places.

My g/f when I was 16 was 15 and my sister's best friend. She used to come spend the night with my sister all the time and when things got settled down sneak in my room and we'd bang all night. We had tile floors with throw rugs and that's where we'd do it to be quiet. I have no idea why but my stepfather walked in my room about 1AM and turned the light on. He was totally shocked cuz her head was hidden by one of my thighs as she was about to empty me. He said, "What are you doing???" I said, "Whadayathink?" He never could handle it when I was completely defiant and left. She and I did it in Mom's car one afternoon when it was in the garage. We used a condom that day but when we were done, never could find that POS. We both looked and looked. Wherever the hell it was, Mom found it the next day and the shit hit the fan. But wild horses couldn't have drug the truth outta me!

In the Walls dressing room while trying on clothes with the wife.

There was a period in our marriage where she was more open to things. I used to love pulling on to the shoulder during our frequent trips between Houston and Dallas on I-45 and nailing her under the bridges. I was a lot taller than her so it really worked out well for her to stand higher up the hill and bend over.

When I was 14 my first g/f and I used to sneak out of our houses around midnight and go to her high school where one of the temp buildings was always unlocked.

After my divorce I had a g/f at the same company. I had an office and she would sometimes come stand by my desk to discuss something. I used to love reaching up her skirt and playing with her big lips. (GODDAMN she was the first woman I had ever been with that had MONSTER INNER LABIA and she RUINED ME. If/when I find out a woman doesn't have big inner labia I lose all interest.) Once somebody came in when I was playing with them but they couldn't see my arm reaching up her skirt. I just kept flicking and yanking those bad girls and she couldn't do a damn thing cuz she would have busted us both.

We were at the symphony in the aisle during intermission and I started fingering her and tugging on them. After the symphony about 10:30PM we'd go to the roof level of the parking garage and she'd sit on the trunk of the car with her legs wide and I'd nail her. I leaned up against her car once while she was sitting in the driver's seat. My arms were folded on top like I was resting and she pulled me out and sucked me dry on a lunch break in the middle of a parking lot with people driving by.

I went to a scene party in San Francisco with a g/f who had piercings in her outer labia. We found an ob/gyn exam chair in the dungeon. I got her up in the stirrups, blindfolded her, and hammered on her and played with her while a large crowd watched. We wanted to do the same thing on a trip to NYC in one of the scene clubs. But the pervs there are tooooo fuckin' weird because the second they think you're about to do something they literally come running and crowd around and shove each other and are like 2 inches away from you. No breathing room and you hafta push them back if you want to try and do anything. We gave up and left. Gawd they're such lame twerps.

She and I also went to the Power Exchange in San Francisco and played. Actually that was the night we met cuz my date that night showed up with her and said she'd brought us a toy. That was the first time I'd ever seen either of them. The toy and I hit it off so well that I never dated the other one after that but all 3 of us played that night at the PE.

I kept trying to do it with my wife on Alcatraz but it was always too restricted and crowded there. It sucked. I did get a bj out of her one night on one of the observation areas at one cliffs by the main hotel at the Grand Canyon. Each other's offices were always good late after hours.

In college one chick and I started a pact where we were going to take turns fulfilling each other's fantasies. One of us wanted to do it high in a building in an executive office with windows. In the Galeria here in Houston is also attached an office tower. We went up in that one night about 9PM and started walking around trying doorknobs. One was open and we snuck in. Somebody was in an office with the door partially drawn. We crept by and found another office and started banging on the desk. That guy must have heard sumpin' cuz he came out and started walking around up and down the hall outside our office asking, "Fred, is that you? Are you here?" We finished up when he sat his ass back down. I never saw her after that cuz she was a mess.

I used to love doing it in places on the campus in college. Elevators are good places but you hafta find out what they're gonna do when you flip the emergency stop button. Most just stop it but some will start ringing a loud bell - it totally precludes any orgasms.

OK, here's my last. I lived in Dallas but traveled extensively at that time. Once I had a 2 hour layover in DFW airport after having been gone a week on my way to another week-long trip. My wife drove out from Addison in North Dallas and picked me up and we drove off into a field next to the airport and had a quickie.

Goddamn I do love doing it in different places. I don't want to get caught or be seen AT ALL doin' the big nasty. Especially now in my 'new' career cuz any sex offense would IMMEDIATELY end it but my fav is to be doing it as close to other people as possible without actually being seen or noticed. It drives me nuts. I have always had a fantasy of doing it in a sparsely occupied tablecloth restaurant. We could place our order and when the waiter leaves us and nobody is looking, I slip under the table and eat her for my appetizer. If the waiter brings food or asks, she could just say I went outside to take a call. The bummer about this is that wimmens are more tied into the mood/environment than us guys and I doubt I could suck any orgasms out of her in that scenario. If there's any wimmens here willing to give it a try, please drop me a line. I am currently between partners....
 
Behind the bushes on a picnic bench of a public park in Rose Bay Australia. My shy ex-GF then discovered she wasn't shy at all. ;)
 

Arden Adamz

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Once on vacation a few years ago, I had a one night stand with a guy... we had sex EVERYWHERE we went... From the pool, to the beach, to the patio, and the most memorable location was in the back of a taxi cab on the way to dinner... haha! I'm still not sure if the driver knew... So much fun!
 
What is the craziest/funnest place you've ever had sex? For me it has to be the boys's bathroom at my old high school. Me and my girlfriend at the time met up in there one time during school and had sex.:nanner:

so did i but this was in the pool house in the gym across from my school. :D Good Time.
 
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