What's the craziest place you've ever had sex?

[alexpnz]

Oh my, it's even worse than I had first thought. It's a sad, sad day when a person turns his back on his heritage. :crying:

Come back to us Alex. Stay away from the light!

I'm wearing sunglasses....

 

[BlueBalls]

I'm wearing sunglasses....

This is good! The addition of sunglasses to your person allows you to better judge the nature of the light you are descending into. This is great news Alex! For you see, you haven't completely evaporated from the society that keeps you. You haven't stepped over the threshold of insanity just yet. While there may be one foot across that line, that foot can always be brought back unlike the problem of having both feet over there and having to lose you for all time.

Now Alex, to get you out of this will be of your own doing, it will be tough there's no denying that you will face many inner demons while on this path. But Alex, I'd just like you to know that I love you, we all love you, you're safe here with us and whenever you feel like making an appearance back within the realm of modern society we'll all be here to welcome you back with open arms.

:lovecoupl

 

[alexpnz]

This is good! The addition of sunglasses to your person allows you to better judge the nature of the light you are descending into. This is great news Alex! For you see, you haven't completely evaporated from the society that keeps you. You haven't stepped over the threshold of insanity just yet. While there may be one foot across that line, that foot can always be brought back unlike the problem of having both feet over there and having to lose you for all time.

Now Alex, to get you out of this will be of your own doing, it will be tough there's no denying that you will face many inner demons while on this path. But Alex, I'd just like you to know that I love you, we all love you, you're safe here with us and whenever you feel like making an appearance back within the realm of modern society we'll all be here to welcome you back with open arms.

:lovecoupl

I got nothin'....you win! :hatsoff:

 

[Baill Inneraora]

In Ohio Stadium.

 

[mumbler]

this one time i'd driven to pick my girlfriend up from work in the evening and when she got in the car she kissed me really passionately and started stroking my crotch. as i set off driving she undid my jeans and put her hand down my pants. she stroked my cock as she directed me to a quite area of road at the top of a hill. there i pulled the car over and she blew me untill i shot a load in her mouth...
... needless to say we're still together! you dont leave a girl who does that!

 

[Neutron66]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XM5hbS7GlU

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

What is the craziest/funnest place you've ever had sex? For me it has to be the boys's bathroom at my old high school. Me and my girlfriend at the time met up in there one time during school and had sex.:nanner:

Eh brah, next time try the search thingy. Thread's been done numerous times.

For me it was my back yard in the bushes. The missus loved it. So did I.

 

[Hot Mega]

In a Fredrick's of Hollywood dressing room and parked in a crowded mall parking lot...back of my Tahoe (at the time) dark tinted windows.

 

[digdiggler]

In ur mothers kitchen!!!

 

[theuncle]

In my girlfriends kitchen first her on top with me in a chair then from behind leaning her over the table.

It may not be as wild as doing it in the middle of a frisbee golf course or in a dentist chair but it was crazy enough for me with her folks in their room up stairs. =D

 

[shrum_buw]

The boys locker room during my prom

 

[JacknCoke]

On someones dock out in front of their camp, in the middle of the day. No idea whos dock but it seemed like a good place to go at it.

 

[dbradford8589]

In centerfield of my high school baseball field.

 

[Member442]

I don't have sex so I have no fun stories to tell.

 

[greek3]

im glad youre waiting alisa.. thats very noble of you.

 

[JacknCoke]

I don't have sex so I have no fun stories to tell.

yeah sex is gross:eeew:, want to go to a movie some time?

 

[Member442]

yeah sex is gross:eeew:, want to go to a movie some time?

Lol well you got good taste in liquor. Though your title says I'm always ready for sex at the moment. I'll have to think about it.

 

[Zolf J. Kimbly]

Inside of a Pepsi Truck.

 

[Facetious]

In my g/fs bed at her mum's house about 1/2 an hour before said mum returns home from work.

Let's just say that we had to unruffle our hair when all was done . . . BTW, this happened way before facials became a fad, so no worries there.

 

[JacknCoke]

Lol well you got good taste in liquor. Though your title says I'm always ready for sex at the moment. I'll have to think about it.

well I can most certainly bring a flask.:glugglug: