What's the craziest place you've ever had sex?

What is the craziest/funnest place you've ever had sex? For me it has to be the boys's bathroom at my old high school. Me and my girlfriend at the time met up in there one time during school and had sex.:nanner:
 
One time I was coming home from the bars with a friend and we were way too drunk for our own good and she had fallen over on the ground in some house's yard and I tried to get her up but she pulled me down and we started making out like that. She then said "I want you inside of me" I almost did it but then realized we were in the middle of a random neighborhood and to be caught doing this, while a good story, would not be good for a record (it's probably indecent exposure). So I finally got her up and we walked to her house where we did have sex on her couch.

So that would have been one of the craziest places, for me, to have had sex


Other than that, the weirdest was going to a frisbee golf course and I dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water to muddy it up and then proceeded to pump away. I got hit by 4 discs during this process
 

PirateKing

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One time I was coming home from the bars with a friend and we were way too drunk for our own good and she had fallen over on the ground in some house's yard and I tried to get her up but she pulled me down and we started making out like that. She then said "I want you inside of me" I almost did it but then realized we were in the middle of a random neighborhood and to be caught doing this, while a good story, would not be good for a record (it's probably indecent exposure). So I finally got her up and we walked to her house where we did have sex on her couch.

So that would have been one of the craziest places, for me, to have had sex
You disappoint me.

Other than that, the weirdest was going to a frisbee golf course and I dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water to muddy it up and then proceeded to pump away. I got hit by 4 discs during this process
Never mind. You've made me proud of you again.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
On Dirk's bed. With Alisa. It was the best eleven seconds of her life...
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
In an insane asylum.
 
front row of a crowded movie theater...also several times in my dorm room with my room mate present, he was too focused on his computer to notice...and yes, the girl got off in both locations...and then in parking lots and the side of the road in my car, outside on the lawn and none others come to mind right now...
 
The mental institution.

:1orglaugh Those crazy bastards didn't know what the fuck was happening to them. It was beautiful.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick

Alex, Alex, Alex .... *sigh* .... you just don't get it do you?

You do know that in using that particular smiley you are endorsing the actions of the Nazi's, right? I really hope you're acting out of ignorance and are unknowing of what you're really doing here because if it turns out that you're not and you really are aware of what you're doing then I'm sorry to say this but you truly are a despicable human being. There's no two ways about it.

Although I do enjoy how this particular image is tagged "Will E Worm", it's quite fitting in a way.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Alex, Alex, Alex .... *sigh* .... you just don't get it do you?

You do know that in using that particular smiley you are endorsing the actions of the Nazi's, right? I really hope you're acting out of ignorance and are unknowing of what you're really doing here because if it turns out that you're not and you really are aware of what you're doing then I'm sorry to say this but you truly are a despicable human being. There's no two ways about it.

Although I do enjoy how this particular image is tagged "Will E Worm", it's quite fitting in a way.

I'm jewish...:1orglaugh
 
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