what's better than baby oil? i've tried many

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[anomaly]

Coconut oil. It leaves it nice and tasty down there if you decide eat later. You can use it instead of lotion and put it in your protein shakes.

 

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Xanthum / Xanthan gum is great to use if you are in the mood to try a substance with a very slimy / slippery feel.
Xanthan gum is mainly used as a food additive to thicken sauces, can be used in place of gluten... It can be purchased at most health food stores. Obviously, the benefit of using xanthan gum is that it is safe to ingest. Also, it mixes easily without heat.
It does not have much of a taste, though. The detriment is that it is so slippery that you need to be careful of spills, especially on the ground. Just make sure that you have a cleaner around just in case.
Simply take a small amount of gum and incorporate water until desired consistency is reached. A blender is the best tool for mixing. Note: Make sure that the gum "powder" is completely dissolved in the water before use. It will be obvious that the powder is not completely mixed in with the water because the texture will be clumpy.